Noah Finneburgh
@noahfinneburgh.bsky.social
I help political campaigns and causes stand out and win. I also tell jokes.
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The country is faced with a lawless and corrupt administration that threatens our rights, our health care, and our ability to provide for our families.
As a student of history, I want to be able to look back and say I did everything I could and so I am giving serious consideration to run in #CA14.
As a student of history, I want to be able to look back and say I did everything I could and so I am giving serious consideration to run in #CA14.
Rep. Eric Swalwell has joined the large field of Democrats running for governor of California.
East Bay Rep. Eric Swalwell Announces Run for California Governor | KQED
The East Bay congressman entered the 2026 campaign Thursday with an appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
www.kqed.org
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The country is faced with a lawless and corrupt administration that threatens our rights, our health care, and our ability to provide for our families.
As a student of history, I want to be able to look back and say I did everything I could and so I am giving serious consideration to run in #CA14.
As a student of history, I want to be able to look back and say I did everything I could and so I am giving serious consideration to run in #CA14.
Donald Dump.
"Diarrhea Don ... tricky to spell" so "Pres. Poop" it is.
October 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Donald Dump.
Did you know that Ed Gein inspired “Psycho,” and “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,” and “The Silence of the Lambs,” and White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller?
October 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Did you know that Ed Gein inspired “Psycho,” and “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,” and “The Silence of the Lambs,” and White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller?
When JD Vance is the Republican nominee for president in 2028 and Donald Trump is insanely unpopular, JD will act like he's not running for Trump's third term. However, we'll use this everywhere and it will help us beat him. 👇
I’ve got an exciting announcement about my political future! #Trump2028
July 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
When JD Vance is the Republican nominee for president in 2028 and Donald Trump is insanely unpopular, JD will act like he's not running for Trump's third term. However, we'll use this everywhere and it will help us beat him. 👇
I'm tired of all of this winning.
Stock Market Lost $5 Trillion in 3 Weeks
CNBC: "The market value of the S&P 500 at its Feb. 19 peak was $52.06 trillion, according to FactSet. Thursday’s decline put the index’s market value down to $46.78 trillion." "That makes for a total
politicalwire.com
March 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm tired of all of this winning.
In a few years we are going to find out that Donald Trump is an alien sent to Earth to wipe out humanity.
Trump Team Weighs Pulling Funds for Moderna Bird Flu Vaccine
What could possibly go wrong? 🤨
What could possibly go wrong? 🤨
Trump Team Weighs Pulling Funding for Moderna Bird Flu Vaccine
US health officials are reevaluating a $590 million contract for bird flu shots that the Biden administration awarded to Moderna Inc., people familiar with the matter said.
www.bloomberg.com
February 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
In a few years we are going to find out that Donald Trump is an alien sent to Earth to wipe out humanity.
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US Supreme Court orders new trial for Oklahoma death row inmate Richard Glossip
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Supreme Court orders new trial for Oklahoma death row inmate Richard Glossip | CNN Politics
A fractured Supreme Court on Tuesday ordered a new trial for Oklahoma death row inmate Richard Glossip, whose appeal drew national attention and support from the state’s conservative attorney general,...
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February 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
US Supreme Court orders new trial for Oklahoma death row inmate Richard Glossip
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court granted Richard Glossip a new trial, giving him the chance for full exoneration from death row.
Oklahoma prosecutors withheld evidence in Richard’s trial leading to a wrongful conviction.
Oklahoma prosecutors withheld evidence in Richard’s trial leading to a wrongful conviction.
February 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court granted Richard Glossip a new trial, giving him the chance for full exoneration from death row.
Oklahoma prosecutors withheld evidence in Richard’s trial leading to a wrongful conviction.
Oklahoma prosecutors withheld evidence in Richard’s trial leading to a wrongful conviction.
Sometimes good things happen.
Supreme Court Grants New Trial to Death Row Inmate in Oklahoma
Both sides had told the justices that long-suppressed evidence had undermined the case the case against the inmate, Richard Glossip.
www.nytimes.com
February 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Sometimes good things happen.
Trump would have let Hitler take Europe. It's pretty obvious.
February 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Trump would have let Hitler take Europe. It's pretty obvious.
Saw Susan Collins trending and figured there's always someone mildly concerned somewhere.
February 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Saw Susan Collins trending and figured there's always someone mildly concerned somewhere.
I'm Vladimir Putin and I approve this message.
February 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'm Vladimir Putin and I approve this message.
At this point I think Trump is just trying to hurt as many Americans as he possibly can.
Officials Weigh Destroying $500 Million in Covid Tests
“The Trump administration has been evaluating the costs of destroying or disposing of tens of millions of coronavirus tests that would otherwise be provided free to Americans,” the Washington Post rep...
politicalwire.com
February 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
At this point I think Trump is just trying to hurt as many Americans as he possibly can.
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... and for someone like Musk, several of whose businesses would've failed without massive government subsidies.
This is disgusting, especially for someone who has been given so much power over government programs.
February 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
... and for someone like Musk, several of whose businesses would've failed without massive government subsidies.
Live shot of polio and dysentery:
February 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Live shot of polio and dysentery:
Trump to America:
February 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Trump to America:
Definitely ghoulish and revolting. It also says "Press With Both Hands." Only someone with very tiny hands could fit both of them on to that pager.
This use of the pager is ghoulish and revolting. This is what Netanyahu gave to Trump.
February 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Definitely ghoulish and revolting. It also says "Press With Both Hands." Only someone with very tiny hands could fit both of them on to that pager.
Big Slytherin Energy.
February 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Big Slytherin Energy.
It's always a battle between crazy, dumb, and cruel inside this guy's head. Sometimes all three win.
February 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's always a battle between crazy, dumb, and cruel inside this guy's head. Sometimes all three win.
This doesn't feel like the Golden Age of America to me.
February 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This doesn't feel like the Golden Age of America to me.
Things are going to get much, much dumber.
February 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Things are going to get much, much dumber.
People are talking more and more about this “sun.”
There’s a more than zero chance that tomorrow morning Trump will claim that he made the sun rise.
February 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
People are talking more and more about this “sun.”
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The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.
February 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.
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Truly evil people.
NEW: Trump says he's letting "lifesaving" foreign aid continue, but sources tell WIRED that DOGE is still blocking HIV/AIDS relief.
Musk brags he's "feeding USAID into the wood chipper."
A USAID worker tell us: “At a minimum, 300 babies that wouldn’t have had HIV now do."
By @knibbs.bsky.social
Musk brags he's "feeding USAID into the wood chipper."
A USAID worker tell us: “At a minimum, 300 babies that wouldn’t have had HIV now do."
By @knibbs.bsky.social
Elon Musk's DOGE Is Still Blocking HIV/AIDS Relief Exempted From Foreign Aid Cuts
The Trump Administration claims it is allowing "lifesaving" foreign aid to continue, but in reality, DOGE is preventing vital work on HIV and AIDS from saving lives.
www.wired.com
February 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Truly evil people.