Absolutely No Adventures
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A fantasy (un) adventure audio drama podcast. Breads, pies, cookies, cakes, and absolutely NO adventures. Necessary Evil miniseries dropping October 7th! https://noadventurespod.com/ https://ko-fi.com/anapod
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And we are oficially live and crowdfunding for Absolutely No Adventures Season 3!

Your support would be super appreciated so check out the link below where you'll ALSO fine the announcement of the upcoming ANA special!

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Absolutely No Adventures Season 3
A fantasy-comedy podcast about letting the call to adventure go to voicemail. | Check out 'Absolutely No Adventures Season 3' on Indiegogo.
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We hit 91% overnight! We're into the single digits y'all! Almost there!

And today's fun fact is about an NPC originally from the OG version of the Hexwell Student tier one-shot perk who became an actual character in season 2!

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Morrigan (Bea's annoying Direbeak classmate from season 2) is named after a Direbeak NPC from a Hexwell one-shot I wrote for my friends on a trip (which is one of the crowdfunding perks!). When I had to name her i thought, "You already made up the perfect evil name. Just use it again."
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Looking for another show after Hearthbound? For some well-deserved R&R, check out @noadventurespod.bsky.social and say absolutely not to the Hero's Call: pod.link/1807519201/e...
The Absolutely No Adventures logo upon a soft, bright sky.
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Proserpina Park is unfortunately relying on these people XD Listen to the latest episode now! (Its a little spooky just in time for the season~)

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And if you like what you hear, support our Crowdfunding campaign so we can make more stuff like this!

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The reference track I gave to our composer when making the Necessary Evil theme music was the theme song from the American Version of the show Ghosts. I really love the quirky but spooky vibe. I found him because he also did the theme for "Good Morning Evildoers", a show that I really love and was listening to right after I wrote the Necessary Evil scripts.
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This episode features our main cast (@blytherenay.com, @cbushoven.bsky.social, @justinnelsonva.bsky.social), @starplanes.bsky.social on Sound Design, and @michellicopter.bsky.social as Felicity, the first Trueclaw witch ever on the series!
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We're back to Castle Blackthorn for episode 2 of our Necessary Evil mini series.

Sibella gets caught in a deception! Casimir takes a big swing! Xander tries out some new equipment!

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The following quote over the Necessary Evil castle logo background: "OK, we need to get our stories straight before we get back out there." Necessary Evil: Better to Have Hated and Lost
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I help run a discord for audio drama creators! If you make audio drama/fiction podcasts/radio theater/whatever the cool kids are calling it, you're welcome to join! (It doesn't have to be scripted audio fiction either, TTRPG pods I'd love to see ya too)
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We're 5% away from 50%! Can we get halfway funded today?
Help us out at igg.me/at/refrank
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We hit 80% yesterday so we are truly in the homestretch now! We also happen to be in the homestretch wrt putting the finishing touches on the Mazed and Confused special. Want to listen to it early? If you pledge at the Hexwell Chronomancer tier, you can!

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When I was first writing ANA, I made a big list of all the classis fantasy stories/tropes I wanted to ref (eg: Magic School, Wizard of Oz, Sword in the Stone) and The Chronicles of Narnia was on the list because that was one of my biggest gateways to fantasy! But I couldn't work it into season 1 so I made sure to get it into the wedding special.
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It's #AudioDramaSunday and I'm blown away to announce that we leapfrogged over 75% last night. Less than a quarter to go before we fund--we're almost there y'all!

Today's fun fact is about our last special, which should get you hyped about our upcoming special, Mazed and Confused!

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In the wedding special, Ana's name is a double reference. First off, it's the abbreviation for the show which I thought was fun. But mainly, she's named that as a reference to Anastasia, giving a hint to her origins.
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With 70% locked in, here's a fun fact about ANA's resident knight, Isadora, which also serves as a look into my writing process!

We're so close to our next big milestone (75%!) so if you like what we're doing here and have some cash to throw our way, we'd really appreciate it!

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I had a really solid plan for certain beats of Season 1 but I didn't plan for Isadora to have a whole wedding arc until I was writing it and then I was like, "Oh duh. What did you learn in your Shakespere class? Comedies end in weddings!" It was a great way to bring everything full circle and also give Sig a big exciting project to work on. It also meant I got to write the wedding special which is my favorite episode of the series!
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If you like:

🪚 Scientific malpractice
🪚 Yelling at Victor Frankenstein for his crimes
🪚 Oddly soothing horror audio drama
🪚 Immersive sound design
🪚 Full cast voice acting
🪚 Independent audio fiction

...we think you'll like this show! Support us at igg.me/at/refrank!
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We are at 65% of our goal and today's fun fact is about my favorite joke in the entirety of ANA. Help us get funded for more very long walks to hyperspecific punchlines!

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I don't think I've ever taken a longer walk to get to a joke than revealing the origin of Sig's name in episode 9 and it's my favorite joke in the entire series. From the concept to the title of the episode, it all came to me in one burst while I was riding the bus to work and then I shaped the entire season to get there. I don't know if I'll ever be that funny ever again.
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More of my IRL baked good adventures for today's fun fact! And now I wish I had some kouign amann! Or at least some bricohe. Man this show makes me hungry, lol.

Help us make more episodes to make everyone hungry! Support our crowd fund!

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Even though I lived in NYC for three years, I've never actually had a cronut--let alone an official one from Dominique Ansel's bakery. I have had his kouign amanns though and they're sooooo good.
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We hit 60% yesterday! That's more than halfway there!

And you can check out the update on our crowdfundng page for an update with sneak peeks of the titles for the first two episodes of Season 3!

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Jack Malban, who plays Sterling, actually makes two appearances in ANA before he appears as Sterling--Once as the knight in the trailer and again in the post credits of Episode 6 as the mailmain that Luxe mugs!
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This one is going to be really fun! And it's a short little run. Check it out if you like fantasy, silliness, and villains who are protagonists?
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We're finally here! The first episode of Necessary Evil is out today!

Sibella deals with a double home invasion! Casimir's past comes back to haunt him! Xander commits one half of a double home invasion!

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A quote over the Necessary Evil cover: "Queen. I'm the queen of the realm. And I think you'll find that it's doing quite well under my watch." Necessary Evil: The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning
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And thank you for this wonderful role with such a talented ensemble!!
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Shout out to @blytherenay.com (Sibella), @cbushoven.bsky.social (Casimir), @justinnelsonva.bsky.social (Xander), @robertavoices.bsky.social (Adelaide), and @starplanes.bsky.social (Sound Design)
for their work on this episode. They all did such a great job!
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The "Audio Drama Halloween Playlist!" I have curated 60 shows submitted by their creators perfect for #SpookySeason! From #horror and the #macabre to classic tales and #comedy. Check it out on #Spotify and SHARE! open.spotify.com/playlist/6uf...

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And if you like what you hear, support our Crowdfunding campaign so we can make more stuff like this!

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I started writing ANA right after I saw Wicked for the first time and the episode Wicked Lost ia a direct response to that. Funny enough, I wrote Necessary Evl in a week right after I saw Wicked Part 1 in theaters!
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Shout out to @blytherenay.com (Sibella), @cbushoven.bsky.social (Casimir), @justinnelsonva.bsky.social (Xander), @robertavoices.bsky.social (Adelaide), and @starplanes.bsky.social (Sound Design)
for their work on this episode. They all did such a great job!
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We're finally here! The first episode of Necessary Evil is out today!

Sibella deals with a double home invasion! Casimir's past comes back to haunt him! Xander commits one half of a double home invasion!

Listen on the Absolutely No Adventures Feed!

noadventurespod.com#listen
A quote over the Necessary Evil cover: "Queen. I'm the queen of the realm. And I think you'll find that it's doing quite well under my watch." Necessary Evil: The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning
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The month of non-stop Absolutely No Adventures news continues!

We're still crowdfunding of course and we cracked 40% over the weekend! But we need to reach 100% to keep any of the funds so let's keep it going!

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AND Necessary Evil premieres tomorrow!!!! Get hyped!!!
"Name one indegrdient that we use here on a regular basis that's still alive when we put it in the batter/yeast" might be my favorite throwaway joke in the entire series.  The cover of Necessary Evil featuring the title and a spooky castle surrounded by purple clouds.
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And here is your fun fact for the day!
The episode "Vampire Weekend" isn't so much an homage to the band as it is an homage to one of my favorite episodes of Beyond Belief from Thriling Adventure Hour. I basically wrote the plot to back into the title!
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This #AudioDramaSunday we're showing off the poster for the next Absolutely No Adventures special. That's right, we're doing Labyrinth! This was such a fun episode to record. It stars the main cast and you can hear it early as one of our crowdfunding perks! Link below!

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Luxe holds a knife and peers into a magical orb which contains a pie being handled by sig with oven mitts. In the bottom left is the title: ANA Presents Mazed & Confused. In the background in a maze pattern.
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Learn about the Kasha from Japanese mythology in the latest episode of Residents of Proserpina Park! Listen wherever you get your podcasts 🐱 #audiodrama #podcasts #currentlylisteningto