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This is something we need: pills for the elderly and disabled that are the size of a Ritz cracker. I’m so tired of dropping these fiddly little pills on the floor and not being able to find them. Imagine if you had a pet! They’d eat it in half a second and do they even HAVE heartburn?
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is something we need: pills for the elderly and disabled that are the size of a Ritz cracker. I’m so tired of dropping these fiddly little pills on the floor and not being able to find them. Imagine if you had a pet! They’d eat it in half a second and do they even HAVE heartburn?
I think @Amazon should just stop selling chips on Prime, I have yet to order any that arrived unsmashed.
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think @Amazon should just stop selling chips on Prime, I have yet to order any that arrived unsmashed.
OMG! Some old guy just went through the McDonalds drive thru and asked for no salt on his burger or fries. Seriously! You don’t go to McDonalds if you’re watching your salt intake!
October 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
OMG! Some old guy just went through the McDonalds drive thru and asked for no salt on his burger or fries. Seriously! You don’t go to McDonalds if you’re watching your salt intake!
I saw some idiot on YouTube describe winning $3 million in the lottery as “generational wealth”. I was like: “you’d be lucky if it lasts to the end of the year in this economy!”
September 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I saw some idiot on YouTube describe winning $3 million in the lottery as “generational wealth”. I was like: “you’d be lucky if it lasts to the end of the year in this economy!”
Someone needs to explain to Vicks that their bottles of DayQuil need to be twice as big as their bottles of NyQuil. You use twice as much DayQuil as NyQuil but the bottles are the same size!
September 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Someone needs to explain to Vicks that their bottles of DayQuil need to be twice as big as their bottles of NyQuil. You use twice as much DayQuil as NyQuil but the bottles are the same size!
I'm watching RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars and some of the queens I liked from the earlier seasons have now had so much work done, have started transitioning, or have just gotten really old so it looks less like a drag competition and more like a PTA meeting. #dragrace
August 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm watching RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars and some of the queens I liked from the earlier seasons have now had so much work done, have started transitioning, or have just gotten really old so it looks less like a drag competition and more like a PTA meeting. #dragrace
Can I just say @peppridgefarms has a cinnamon bun flavored goldfish cracker that is just spectacular.
June 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Can I just say @peppridgefarms has a cinnamon bun flavored goldfish cracker that is just spectacular.
A 15yr old kid in Columbus was just found having a sexual relationship with his science teacher. Her name was "Miss Daboubi" (Da Boobie), and I kid you not, this isn't satire.
May 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A 15yr old kid in Columbus was just found having a sexual relationship with his science teacher. Her name was "Miss Daboubi" (Da Boobie), and I kid you not, this isn't satire.
Oi! Ever since @Amazon rolled out it’s @AILexa she’s become so hard of hearing I have to ask her things five times to do anything. They should have called it “Huh? Lexa”.
April 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Oi! Ever since @Amazon rolled out it’s @AILexa she’s become so hard of hearing I have to ask her things five times to do anything. They should have called it “Huh? Lexa”.
Maybe we should let Canada become the 51st state because it would be a state to vote against the Republicans.
April 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Maybe we should let Canada become the 51st state because it would be a state to vote against the Republicans.
@Humans are such @hypocritical eaters! If you put half a cup of mayo on a sandwich they freak out. But if you take the same half cup of mayo and mix it into some cabbage and call it “slaw” then put that in the sandwich it’s perfectly fine!
April 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
@Humans are such @hypocritical eaters! If you put half a cup of mayo on a sandwich they freak out. But if you take the same half cup of mayo and mix it into some cabbage and call it “slaw” then put that in the sandwich it’s perfectly fine!
YouTube is a mess! How are you going to tell me that Ad Blockers violate your terms of use when the only Ad you keep showing me is FOR an Ad Blocker! Pick a lane!
April 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
YouTube is a mess! How are you going to tell me that Ad Blockers violate your terms of use when the only Ad you keep showing me is FOR an Ad Blocker! Pick a lane!
It’s funny watching Gone With the Wind nearly 100 years later when Scarlet is supposed to be 16 but looks 35 lusting after Ashley, a 21 year old who’s played by a 46 year old. She ends up with Rhett, a 38 year old played by an actual 38 year old…who looks 55.
March 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It’s funny watching Gone With the Wind nearly 100 years later when Scarlet is supposed to be 16 but looks 35 lusting after Ashley, a 21 year old who’s played by a 46 year old. She ends up with Rhett, a 38 year old played by an actual 38 year old…who looks 55.
Something that never happens anymore: a girl going mad for a boy named “Ashley”. @gonewiththewind
March 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Something that never happens anymore: a girl going mad for a boy named “Ashley”. @gonewiththewind
@Walmart plus is such a complicated experience. If you order groceries and they don’t have an item they still bring you what they do have. So you have to order twice as much to get what you need, but sometimes they have everything ordered so you end up with five loaves of bread and 10 gallons of OJ.
March 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
@Walmart plus is such a complicated experience. If you order groceries and they don’t have an item they still bring you what they do have. So you have to order twice as much to get what you need, but sometimes they have everything ordered so you end up with five loaves of bread and 10 gallons of OJ.
@Walmart prescription delivery is still in its infancy. They won’t deliver insulin because it needs to be refrigerated but they don’t see an issue with delivering dairy, and frozen food items? Honey, if you can bring me milk you can bring my insulin.
February 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
@Walmart prescription delivery is still in its infancy. They won’t deliver insulin because it needs to be refrigerated but they don’t see an issue with delivering dairy, and frozen food items? Honey, if you can bring me milk you can bring my insulin.
I was today years old when I learned that Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is a prequel to the rest of the Indiana Jones movies.
January 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I was today years old when I learned that Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is a prequel to the rest of the Indiana Jones movies.
I think #Disney should stop making #StarWars for a while and turn their attention to other #LucasArts projects. I see a new franchise that follows Professor Ravenwood and his daughter.
January 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I think #Disney should stop making #StarWars for a while and turn their attention to other #LucasArts projects. I see a new franchise that follows Professor Ravenwood and his daughter.
I don’t know if this is a #Scottish joke but I’ve been watching #Outlander and know there are lots of people named #Duncan but dun and ken are what they say for don’t know. So are woozy mothers, when asked to name their kid saying “I dun ken” (I don’t know) but getting it mistaken for “aye, Duncan”?
January 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don’t know if this is a #Scottish joke but I’ve been watching #Outlander and know there are lots of people named #Duncan but dun and ken are what they say for don’t know. So are woozy mothers, when asked to name their kid saying “I dun ken” (I don’t know) but getting it mistaken for “aye, Duncan”?
#Amazon There’s something wrong with #Alexa she keeps telling me that #Hanukkah will start on December 18th 2022… I asked her if she knew what year it was and she said she didn’t know how to help me with that. Have you checked on her lately? Is she doing okay? Does she need a welfare check up?
January 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You don’t have to be limited to just hot cocoa to chase away the winter chill. Thanks to the lovely people at #nesquik you can have hot strawberry and hot banana beverages too! Or mix them together to get chocolate strawberry, chocolate banana, and strawberry banana. Marshmallows are still optional!
December 7, 2024 at 3:50 AM
You don’t have to be limited to just hot cocoa to chase away the winter chill. Thanks to the lovely people at #nesquik you can have hot strawberry and hot banana beverages too! Or mix them together to get chocolate strawberry, chocolate banana, and strawberry banana. Marshmallows are still optional!
Why did @Amazon turn themselves orange? Now they look like @Homedepot
November 24, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Why did @Amazon turn themselves orange? Now they look like @Homedepot
I’m going to break the internet with my first post! America needs a new Homestead Act like the one from 1862 which would be the government giving people up to $200k to buy a house. We did it once, we can do it again! #homeowner #homestead #itisnotcommunism
November 24, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I’m going to break the internet with my first post! America needs a new Homestead Act like the one from 1862 which would be the government giving people up to $200k to buy a house. We did it once, we can do it again! #homeowner #homestead #itisnotcommunism