"no further questions. You're clearly insane."

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Block, move on.

"Bitches love cannons."

🩸 independent portrayal of seras victoria.
Nodtes from hellsing ultimate. The abridged version and headcannons.
10+ years of rp experience.
Not new to verse.
Bit rusty on my portrayal

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"Why is your burrito wet."

helios
Haven't used this acc in awhile, probably gonna flip it tomorrow. Sorry everyone who came here for Gloria.

Hey!

*Appearing behind the [READER] and slapping them on the shoulder*

Can a guy borrow your liver?

“DRACULA!”
A.J screamed, sitting bolt upright from his nap. Fists clenched and raised around his head in a boxing cross guard.

“That’s not at all how muscles work. Broken bones maybe…”

“I can’t help it if the landlord keeps raising my rent every other month.”

"Finally! Drinks are on me!"

Akwardly putting the can down, clearly a bit embarassed.

"Yeah uh. I've been long away, good to be seen though."

Wincing hard, there's a bruise on his shoulder the size of a fist.

"I like my steaks rare."

"I like my steaks rare."

"...I want your boss to wrestling chop me in faceplate?"

Gnawing on the top of an empty Arizona tea can like a goat.

His voice would wobble and waver as Ulta shook him violently back and forth.

"I missed you toooo!"

Staring at the tiny frog.

"I think this one is poisonous."

Balancing a fire extinquisher on his forehead, kind of like a sea lion with a beach ball.

He's got a great big slushie. All that's left is the last bit in the bottom of the cup.

Holding it high above his head and shaking it trying to get the last piece to fall into his open mouth.

Only for it all to come out at once and fall directly on his face.

"Please..Don't let anyone see that."

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