And now the news in International Phonetic Alphabet: Yankee Papa

Can't wait for 8.25 so I can wish people Happy 2025 and enjoy some deliberate misunderstandings.

Tonight myself and @kirstynewton.bsky.social realised we'd never seen Hot Fuzz. We have now.

@mandoran.bsky.social And in today's chapter of my ceaseless striving to make the first chess appliography the best, I discovered this: app.noctie.ai/home

In British English, 'Lego' is an uncountable noun, like 'gravel'. In American English, it's countable; you can have, 'a Lego, some Legos.' In the UK, 'it' can't be removed. In the US, it was, "They're not illegal, why were you even trying to smuggle 'them'?"

DON'T READ THIS IT'S WRONG Surely if time travel existed you'd go back and correct all the times you said it couldn't.

So what do we call these? Posts? Surely not tweets. And I can't keep saying, "Check out my BS online."

Hey Met Office, don't pretend you don't know what we're thinking when you issue a Yellow Snow Warning.