The next step is gorilla warfare

#work #worklife #prank #joke #mondayvibes

I let my trains get a taste for my flesh, big mistake.

#factorio #trains #railway #railsafety #squished

Friday feels
Should t

#work #workingfortheweekend
#fridayfeels

Gotta love workplace solidarity

#worklife #workingman

My baby is sick right now, so of course he has a stuffy nose.

So, i gotta suck the snot out so he can breathe, and he is so happy once its done!

However, the lead up, where he knows im omw to steal his carefully hoarded boogers... he hates it, and of course, it fills him with rage.

#babyproblems

It always hurts to finish a book.

Playing B4B and a slip up cost me my BEANS!

#B4B #BACK4BLOOD #ZOMBIES #BEANS

Just bought a suit for a funeral...

When did they get so expensive??

New year new me

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I would play this.

It can be dangerous in a warehouse. Dont worry, i reported the hazard.

#urbanexploration #hazard #warehouse #stillwater

Braving the horrible holiday season so you dont have to.

#freewill #work #working #worklife #bored #boredatwork #workingman #justleave #holidays #holiday #holidayszn #christmas #christmasszn

Anyone who says that .5 zoom baby photos arent the best are lying to you.

#baby #photogenic

This is Minimus, our proper lil lady

#cat #calico #smol #lady

Im always amazed at how angry people get at slight inconveniences.

Like bro chill, youre paid by the hour

Feeding a newborn is all fjn and games until the other baby gets jealous

Remember folks, if your boss asks for you to spend your own money on a task, theyre really asking you to make up the cost in office equipment on ebay

Sunrise selfie!

Remember folks, if your boss offers you extra overtime as a reward, the only part that counts as a reward is the .5 on top.

Hello world!

First post, so I guess it's a big day!

At any rate, I hope you're doing well and if you have a bit of boredom you should check out my socials, im nezzy0 on most things!

Hopefully you'll find it entertaining! :D