Mom
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mom + wife 👨👩👦 • queen of imposter syndrome • stressed, depressed, occasionally well dressed • geriatric millennial + incredibly (happily) dull 👵🏻
At one point my step dad used IV cocaine, along with pretty much every other drug imaginable….and now he’s concerned about microplastics & vaccines #makeitmakesense
April 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
At one point my step dad used IV cocaine, along with pretty much every other drug imaginable….and now he’s concerned about microplastics & vaccines #makeitmakesense
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Val Kilmer, who starred in Top Gun, The Doors, Tombstone, Heat, and Batman, has died.
He was 65.
His daughter tells The New York Times that the cause was pneumonia.
Kilmer was diagnosed with throat cancer about a decade ago but, after treatment, was declared cancer-free.
He was 65.
His daughter tells The New York Times that the cause was pneumonia.
Kilmer was diagnosed with throat cancer about a decade ago but, after treatment, was declared cancer-free.
April 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Val Kilmer, who starred in Top Gun, The Doors, Tombstone, Heat, and Batman, has died.
He was 65.
His daughter tells The New York Times that the cause was pneumonia.
Kilmer was diagnosed with throat cancer about a decade ago but, after treatment, was declared cancer-free.
He was 65.
His daughter tells The New York Times that the cause was pneumonia.
Kilmer was diagnosed with throat cancer about a decade ago but, after treatment, was declared cancer-free.
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Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
April 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
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In a world of Chuck Schumer and John Fetterman, be a Cory Booker.
April 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
In a world of Chuck Schumer and John Fetterman, be a Cory Booker.
I love being boomersplained about Trump’s policies in my Facebook comments by some old biddy I haven’t seen in 30 years, who at one point probably did a ton of blow with both my parents.
March 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I love being boomersplained about Trump’s policies in my Facebook comments by some old biddy I haven’t seen in 30 years, who at one point probably did a ton of blow with both my parents.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
Below Deck Down Under consistently has the worst, most unlikable cast members excluding Captain Jason & Aesha
March 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Below Deck Down Under consistently has the worst, most unlikable cast members excluding Captain Jason & Aesha
No Luigi Mangione gifs, but plenty of convicted serial killer Ted Bundy 👍🏻😂 🆒
February 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
No Luigi Mangione gifs, but plenty of convicted serial killer Ted Bundy 👍🏻😂 🆒
I miss OG twitter. There’s just nothing else like it. I can’t believe so many of my friends come from that app & now it’s ruined 😣
February 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I miss OG twitter. There’s just nothing else like it. I can’t believe so many of my friends come from that app & now it’s ruined 😣
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Use thoughts & prayers to protect the borders: it’s what we do in schools.
February 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Use thoughts & prayers to protect the borders: it’s what we do in schools.
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If I have to see it, you have to see it.
February 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If I have to see it, you have to see it.
“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them”
February 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them”
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This. A thousand times this.
February 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This. A thousand times this.
I had the most aggressive Botox injector Friday. Literally no marking the injection sites, rapid pokes. I am honestly kind of scared to see the results 🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I had the most aggressive Botox injector Friday. Literally no marking the injection sites, rapid pokes. I am honestly kind of scared to see the results 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hahahahah fuck you Aaron Rodgers
February 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hahahahah fuck you Aaron Rodgers
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This plaque in Prague has been rubbed to a shiny gold because for centuries, passersby have touched the dog for good luck, and also to reassure him that he's a very good boy. 14/10
February 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This plaque in Prague has been rubbed to a shiny gold because for centuries, passersby have touched the dog for good luck, and also to reassure him that he's a very good boy. 14/10
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Where's that goddamn comet when we need it
February 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Where's that goddamn comet when we need it
I love how every work event or meeting there’s just this overwhelming sense of dread and uncertainty. But no one can say anything because god forbid we talk politically at work. So instead we all smile and pretend everything is fine while we all feel like shit. 🆒
February 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I love how every work event or meeting there’s just this overwhelming sense of dread and uncertainty. But no one can say anything because god forbid we talk politically at work. So instead we all smile and pretend everything is fine while we all feel like shit. 🆒
You know you’re old when you start to get asked monthly to write letters of recommendation for co-workers college apps 😂😂😂😂
February 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You know you’re old when you start to get asked monthly to write letters of recommendation for co-workers college apps 😂😂😂😂
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The US government is literally like, “LOL, suffer more.” when life is already difficult and expensive and so many people are barely getting by, and I… just can’t. With any of this.
February 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The US government is literally like, “LOL, suffer more.” when life is already difficult and expensive and so many people are barely getting by, and I… just can’t. With any of this.
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my friend suggested that to make your rep calls more fun, program the number into your phone so you can call them when you're drunk
February 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
my friend suggested that to make your rep calls more fun, program the number into your phone so you can call them when you're drunk