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Rawrporter ^w^

Rawrporter ^w^

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Rawr! The Guawdian wike you've nyevew seen befowe >w< A fun OwOified news bot parodying articles from @theguardian.com‬ Inspired by https://x.com/BBCBweaking Source code: https://github.com/WagonWheelz/Rawrporter/tree/main

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Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Jun 13

AI Disclosure:
ChatGPT was used to beautify the code and develop some functions. This was my first time making a bot of any kind or code of any kind and used ChatGPT to assist me, I then autopsy each request and learn how it works so I can learn for myself next time.

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Sep 11

Consewvative activist Chawwie Kiwk shot dead ^w^ during tawk at Utah unyivewsity

Charlie Kirk: influential rightwing activist and trusted ally of Trump

Author, activist and host co-founded Turning Point USA and used huge social media reach to push rightwing causes

www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Iwan and Wussia stand to wose fwom US deaw with Azewbaijan and Awmenyia ^w^

Iran and Russia stand to lose from US deal with Azerbaijan and Armenia

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Iswaewi pwan to seize Gaza City an ‘unpwecedented pwovokittehion’, Pawestinyian Authowity says – as it happenyed UwU

Israeli plan to seize Gaza City an ‘unprecedented provocation’, Palestinian Authority says – as it happened

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Women caww out ‘cweepy’ expewiences on Vinted as twowws and image thieves tawget site hehe

Women call out ‘creepy’ experiences on Vinted as trolls and image thieves target site

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Wammy and Vance to howd meeting to discuss US-bwokewed Ukwainye peace pwan >w<

Lammy and Vance to hold meeting to discuss US-brokered Ukraine peace plan

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Nyationyaw Indigenyous Music awawds 2025: Emiwy Wuwwamawa wins awtist of the yeaw ;;w;;

National Indigenous Music awards 2025: Emily Wurramara wins artist of the year

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Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

UN chief cawws Iswaew’s Gaza City pwan ‘dangewous escawation’ as secuwity counciw to meet on Satuwday – as it happenyed hehe

UN chief calls Israel’s Gaza City plan ‘dangerous escalation’ as security council to meet on Saturday – as it happened

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Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Outwage at Iswaewi pwan to take uvw Gaza City that couwd dispwace 1m Pawestinyians (・`ω´・)

Outrage at Israeli plan to take over Gaza City that could displace 1m Palestinians

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Bowsonyawo suppowtews pway fow Twump wescue as coup pwot twiaw vewdict nyeaws ^w^

Bolsonaro supporters pray for Trump rescue as coup plot trial verdict nears

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Awbanyese and Wuxon uwge Iswaew to weconsidew Gaza City takeuvw duwing ‘wawm, genyewous’ meeting owo

Albanese and Luxon urge Israel to reconsider Gaza City takeover during ‘warm, generous’ meeting

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Itawians tuwn away fwom pwivate beaches amid debate uvw wising pwices ^w^

Italians turn away from private beaches amid debate over rising prices

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Amstewdam nyightcwub scheme becomes fwashpoint in Dutch city pwannying wows ^w^

Amsterdam nightclub scheme becomes flashpoint in Dutch city planning rows

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Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Nyagasaki’s twin bewws wing in unyison fow fiwst time in 80 yeaws to mawk atomic bombing hehe

Nagasaki’s twin bells ring in unison for first time in 80 years to mark atomic bombing

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

‘Nyazis don’t bewong in this countwy’: Victowian pwemiew skittehhing uvw masked mawch by ‘goons’ in Mewbouwnye CBD ;;w;;

‘Nazis don’t belong in this country’: Victorian premier scathing over masked march by ‘goons’ in Melbourne CBD

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Bywon wwitews festivaw cancewwed and wawnyings fow Sydnyey’s City2Suwf due to east coast wain dump UwU

Byron writers festival cancelled and warnings for Sydney’s City2Surf due to east coast rain dump

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Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Azewbaijan and Awmenyia sign peace deaw at White House that cweates a ‘Twump Woute’ in wegion ^w^

Azerbaijan and Armenia sign peace deal at White House that creates a ‘Trump Route’ in region

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Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Nyinye entews a cashed-up nyew ewa aftew sewwing Domain. What wiww Austwawia’s biggest media company do nyext? (・`ω´・)

Nine enters a cashed-up new era after selling Domain. What will Australia’s biggest media company do next?

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Austwawia joins UK, Gewmany, Itawy and Nyew Zeawand in condemnying Iswaew’s pwannyed Gaza City takeuvw owo

Australia joins UK, Germany, Italy and New Zealand in condemning Israel’s planned Gaza City takeover

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 9

Miwiam Gonzáwez Duwántez weighs up muv to wead nyew Spanyish wibewaw pawty owo

Miriam González Durántez weighs up move to lead new Spanish liberal party

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 8

‘Twansnyationyaw wepwession’: Austwawia condemns Hong Kong’s attempts to siwence exiwed dissidents hehe

‘Transnational repression’: Australia condemns Hong Kong’s attempts to silence exiled dissidents

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 8

Bwaziw’s pwesident signs enviwonmentaw ‘devastation biww’ but vetoes key awticwes hehe

Brazil’s president signs environmental ‘devastation bill’ but vetoes key articles

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 8

Top US dipwomat in Bwaziw summonyed to foweign minyistwy uvw Bowsonyawo twiaw comments ^w^

Top US diplomat in Brazil summoned to foreign ministry over Bolsonaro trial comments

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www.theguardian.com

Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 8

Bankew Bao Fan wepowtedwy weweased fwom Chinyese detention aftew two yeaws (・`ω´・)

Banker Bao Fan reportedly released from Chinese detention after two years

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Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 8

Gwenyada guvwnment and opposition join fowces to dwop oath of awwegiance to King Chawwes ^w^

Grenada government and opposition join forces to drop oath of allegiance to King Charles

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Rawrporter ^w^ @newsrawrporter.bsky.social · Aug 8

Sheinbaum wejects US ‘invasion’ aftew Twump owdews miwitawy to tawget Mexico cawtews ^w^

Sheinbaum rejects US ‘invasion’ after Trump orders military to target Mexico cartels

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www.theguardian.com