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check out ballionaire! : https://store.steampowered.com/app/2667120/Ballionaire/

press/inquiries : ballionaire [at] proton [dot] me

seattle, wa

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would you wanna hang out in this world?

(full mood board here: www.canva.com/design/DAHAM...)
So about Moore’s Law
February 17, 2026 at 10:08 AM
This utility of this makes zero sense until you remember that Unity’s business model is now ads and not gamedev. That some people can make real games with it is now an accidental byproduct of an elsewhere-directed effort.

ps: switch to #Godot ✌🏻
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
What video game has the best feeling dice rolling?
February 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Finally saw the northern lights. Only had to go to the Finnish arctic circle in February to do it. I’ve had terrible luck in other “probably visible” scenarios so finally bit the bullet to ensure a “will definitely be visible scenario”
February 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Really enjoyed this chat with @aarimous.com, thanks for having me on Scope Creepers!!
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Every member of civil society has de facto permission to rip these things off goobers’ heads and smash them into the ground
Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back.

Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Hawkssssss
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Waterball transport is an efficient means of travel but being retrieved by the claw arm is not for the feint of heart
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Reposted by newobject
Bought so much soup stock I'm a bullionaire
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Finally have a ball in the boat game
February 7, 2026 at 5:59 AM
My wife doesn't think "Nirvana 2" is a good band name
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
One of my top albums of 2025 -- OPAL VESSEL "Flesh Grinder"
February 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
would you wanna hang out in this world?

(full mood board here: www.canva.com/design/DAHAM...)
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
just vibing at dusk
February 1, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Honored for Ballionaire to be included in @jank.cool's games of the decade list!!! Thank you!!!

www.jank.cool/the-best-gam...
The best games of the decade (so far)
Yes, we know it's not over yet
www.jank.cool
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
wake simulation shader WIP

thank god for godot @tool scripts because i would go insane if i had to run the game each time I made a change to tweak/debug this
January 29, 2026 at 8:37 PM
plopped some land in and it felt absolutely awful. weird. but i think you have to listen to what the game tells you
January 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Experimenting rendering w/ mixed rez (water is 1920x1080, world is 480x270) & eh it just doesn't look as good as I'd hoped. The effect is defeated by the shared depth buffer being full rez. Also breaks SSR for reason I don't understand. A full solution would prob req Compositor but I'm not motivated
January 26, 2026 at 6:26 PM
omg was The Prisoner just an allegory for Patrick McGoohan feeling typecast
January 26, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Discordance Axis "Sega Bass Fishing"
YouTube video by Patrick Arnold
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:23 AM
*taps the sign*
Posted elsewhere in May 2020: "This idea that 2A will protect us from the brutality of an out of control government is a joke. I promise you that, instead, an out of control government will use 2A to crowdsource its brutality."
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
taking PepPep's slalom challenge

i think(?????) i finally figured out how to encode videos of this game better.
January 23, 2026 at 11:51 PM
updating my google entitled "SICKOS" with the list of sickos i dream about collaborating with some day
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Tried to get a routine service appt. for my car at Toyota. Was forced to interact in voice with an AI over the phone. (No disclosure that it was an AI, took me a minute to realize it!) The service valet came a week early to pick up the car (on a day where I needed the car). LOL absolute shit
January 23, 2026 at 6:50 PM