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Cyber Razor Cunt
@nerdtrashjen.bsky.social
Any pronouns, I just use whatever fits the bit

Cat lover, bigot hater. The ice cream flavour monster munch would fix me but alas.
❤️@sonicyoda.bsky.social❤️
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Them, an idiot: It's weird to masturbate to anime

Me, a genius: What are you, the Dominion Wank Police
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Hate to vaguepost but if you're doing assessments that requires you to ask about drug use please do some basic homework. If I tell you I'd smoke on average a 3.5g bag a fortnight I don't know how else to explain that to you, yeah I can say ten blunts but that's a misnomer all blunts are different
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
On my way to a therapy appointment and keep refreshing my emails cause last time I was on my way to a therapy appointment they emailed me to rebook it and lowkey hoping it happens again this time. I don't want to talk about my feelings I just want to indulge in shitty coping strategies
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Banned from the hairdresser's for asking for that Boruto cut
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
@animatedaf.co.uk happy birthday! Hope you have a great day!
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My overdraft and credit card have been seeing more use recently and I can't say if it's a sign of rising costs or if it's just I've been wanting a little treat more and more. I should do something about that (get myself a little treat)
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Picked this up recently and I've been enjoying making a posh bloke say "Batty Street" far too much.
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Was going through the millions of games on my wishlist and I've never seen this happen before, it's no longer available on Steam and is apparently coming soon?? What gives?
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Just realised there's a real chance over Christmas I'll be trip-sitting my mum. She's got a different interpretation of ding dong merrily on high
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Credits rolling on Shadow Generations, just waiting for the post-credits scene where sonic and shadow make out sloppy style at the birthday party
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
There were the English ones available but they were pretty pricey, but one of the shops down Lew's way had the Korean 151 boosters for a fraction of the price and I just want to see cute art so I got one like a muggins
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Great spot in the chazzers this morning
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Lewis does a great Black Doom impression and I got him to say "shadow, you're daddy's little pogchamp" with it and honestly I don't know how he was single for you so long you guys are muggins I nearly proposed right there and then
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Creed performing “Higher”, “My Sacrifice”, during the Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving Day Game Halftime Show at Texas Stadium in Irving, Texas (2001)
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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🥵 💦 Gobble 🍗 gobble 🍗 GOBBLE 🍑 🍗 you SLUTTY TURKEYS 💦🦃🤤 It’s SPANKSGIVING 🍗🦃 🍂🍽️ and time to STUFF that PEACH 🍑 with DADDY'S 🍌🥵🥵 FAMOUS RECIPE 📜 💦🍾 It’s the 1️⃣ day 😋💦 to be a GLUTTON 🍽️🤤 for that GRAVYYY 💦💦💦✨ it’s time ⏰ 😳 to get your 🦴 🫵 SPINE BENT 🙈 and YOUR HOLE 🕳️🤌🏼 STUFFED 😛🌮
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Decided I wanted to play a game from my backlog earlier which means I won't be able to play it after the 50gb install cause it's got to download the 40gb patch which it might have stopped and god I hate to be that guy but I kinda miss when you could grab a game off a shelf pop it in and then play it
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Show: Dragon Ball Z
Language: German
September 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Show: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
Language: German
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Heartbreaking - tried some new seasonal crisps that were meant to be hard cheese and truffle and it tasted like cheese smothered in hair spray (but not in a nice way)
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Anyone remember when rainbow highlighter was a thing? And people bought it and supposedly wore it despite it just making you go all silver once it was blended? What was that all about then. Yeah I just tinmanned myself trying it again, still no dice but maybe one day.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
How I feel after watching FNAF iceberg videos and I'm full of bullshit drama facts that no one cares about.
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Think it's bullshit that if you're upset on your period it's just written off, cause firstly anyone would be upset to have a week uncontrollably expelling bodily fluids with a tummy ache and secondly maybe the upset is remembering how healthcare, like a lot of stuff, is focused on cishet white guys
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Wishing my beloved @sonicyoda.bsky.social a wonderful birthday, he's already had snow so he's happy but he deserves more. So much more. He deserves the world. And I'm gonna get it for him 😈
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
My ma sent me an advert for one of those emulation sticks which boasted over 3000 games, and I was thinking if I could even name that many retro games and I can't. Can't remember the subtitles for the different Alex Kidd games, got confused with the 8-bit Sonics, absolutely tragic.
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Finished up Unpacking (the game) and I am being a little hater tater about the ending theme but overall a great game. Got the grind for rest of achievements now, I hate to use a guide but the hidden names are giving me nothing to go on, not even a little hint.
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM