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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney

@nerdsonsafari.bsky.social

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Please stop yelling at me you're scaring my geese. Also hey do you like greasy, dumb, joyful videos about video games OKAY GOOD 'CAUSE I'VE GOT 'EM. You... Tube?: youtube.com/@nerdsonsafari

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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · Sep 1

Bad news gang: just spoke to Sally Videogames, and she says that if you don't watch this Selaco video, video games are cancelled forever probably.

CLICK LINK, SAVE GAMES: youtu.be/uteyRo7TW6g

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN: Selaco is a Good Video Game

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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 52m

If you close your eyes, clear your mind, and concentrate real hard, you'll hear the distant, unmistakable sound of someone getting nuclear-grade angry about the dumbest shit you've ever heard.

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 2h

I love reading about shit like this. Pretty depressing, obviously, but really fascinating.

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Cockatrice @therealcockatrice.bsky.social · 11h

Doing a fun experiment in GZDoom, er UZDoom or whatever. Have some rigidbody kart physics.

It's super bouncy because it's more fun to show off that way.

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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 3h

Nahhh Bob you're brilliant. Best Bob I've ever known. Easily in the Top 5 aliens, too.

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 3h

Gotta keep the weeping to a soft drizzle. Anything more and the fixtures just judge harder.

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 3h

I think I'm fine, but I guess like... do you ever have that thing where like, you're taking a shower, and it feels like all the fixtures are judging you?

Like the shower handle's just looking at you like, "...this fucking guy." You ever get that feeling?

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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 9h

Nope! 😎

But even if I were being too hard on myself today, I'm probably too much of a dumbass to even notice it happening. 🙄

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 22h

Fuck maaan, I know I said this already, but I'm so sorry.

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 23h

I'm fuggen' losing it over here maaan, took all my willpower to not make this a quote post.

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 23h

"Babe?"

"Yeah babe?"

"Where are you babe?"

"I'm down in the squelch pit babe, doing... nothing, I'm not doing anything, don't come down here babe."

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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 23h

Next video's just gonna be me doing 7 to 10 minutes of increasingly horrifying burps in front of the mic, set to footage of three baby pandas playing on a swing set.

Which, now that I think about it, is a video I'd probably watch.

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 23h

Hahahaha dude, I'm dying over here. 😂 ACY thinks I'm pretty cool, who gives a ripe wank what anyone else thinks.

Thanks so much for the uplifting words! Now, it's back to the squelch-pit for me.

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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 1d

Guys. GUYS! My first negative comment. I HAVE ARRIVED.

Screenshot of a pair of YouTube comments.

COMMENTER:

This video tries so hard to be funny but none of the jokes land, it's like you're trying to make content for children but your videos content are for older audiences, I definitely suggest having someone (that you know will tell you the truth) look over your scripts.

MY REPLY:

* fart *
* wet squelch *
* clown honk *

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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 1d

Look at this spooky little fucker. Dressed as a bee for Halloween but they're not fooling anyone. 🙄

Tiny jumping spider with one of its tiny legs up in the air. EVERYBODY HANDS GO UP.

Tiny jumping spider hangin' out beside a biiig light. It's actually a tiny light, but it dwarfs the spidey.

Tiny jumping spider. Its black-and-yellow colouring kinda makes it look like a bee, but it is not, in fact, a bee.

Tiny jumping spider, looking tiny and jumpy.

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 1d

I *just* think if I met Me, Me and I would be best friends. Like we'd have a few beers on the weekend or whatever, no big deal.

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 1d

Now that the video's finally done I can catch up on all the things I've been putting off doing while I worked on it. Such as breathing, and eating various types of food.

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 3d

Look at this sneaky Dislike, dude. Crazy shit. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. In space, no one can hear you scream. Man is the warmest place to hide. Other horror movie stuff.

YouTube analytics data for a video. It shows a like-to-dislike ratio of 75%, with 3 likes and 1 dislike. How dare you, SHAMEFUL, etcetera.

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 3d

IT'S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE.

New video. Look Outside. Big watch. Max legs. Very tired. Love you.

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN: Look Outside is a Good Video Game

YouTube video by Nerds on Safari

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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 3d

Feel like I just ran several marathons dude. Like I've just done a Big Swim to the moon and back. Like I just fought off five bears using only my face. Like I just published a video on YouTube. All equally insane shit, you know?

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 4d

Couldn't put my phone down if I wanted to. Fuggen' thing's fused with my right hand. Left hand has fused with the bars of my jail cell. I'm typing this by just sort of bashing my face against the screenanmwkajnbehs

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 4d

Crazy close to wrapping up the next video, but hoooly shit this one has kicked my ass every step of the way. Suffering from Acute Video Psychosis over here. The walls, Jimothy! THE WALLS ARE MELTING.

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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 9d

Right up there with Hairball Harry in the Sandwich Zone. Classic.

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 9d

Classic LucasArts classic, one of the classics.

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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 9d

I dig playing Thumper on the go, but there's a non-zero chance your fingers will randomly explode due to physical and mental stress.

LUFTRAUSERS is great too, very arcade-y.

Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 9d

Firing up Selaco on Steam Deck just to play Burger Flipper in its natural habitat.