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Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · May 28

Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Apr 22

Donald Trump and his followers remind me of when back in the day you would go to the auditorium to listen to the class president debates and one of the candidates would promise we would have Pizza Day every day in the cafeteria and everyone would go wild. Pizza days never came after all.

Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Apr 11

#improv #Longform #shortform #anyform #comedy #chicago

Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Apr 11

"Short-form ain't funny. It's for people who can't improvise."
27 Year Old Nelson Velazquez

Check out this picture of me with my first student class "Gone Blue" back in 2004.

Read the rest of my new blog "Confessions of a Long-Form Snob".

Confessions of a Long-Form Snob

A blog about life, love, and comedy brought to you by Nelson Velazquez

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Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Apr 9

Screw the Checklists. Trust the Movement.

A blog about life, love, and comedy brought to you by Nelson Velazquez

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Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Apr 9

Last night I discovered the words to tie together a mantra I use with the framework I center my approach to improvising in general. My mind is still blown. So grateful that I am still learning and growing in this craft.

#hittheresetbutton

Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Apr 9

I saw this meme posted up and chuckled. It inspired me to share the experience of buying my first car. Check it out:

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Share your first car stories in the comments!

Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Apr 8

Tired of winning yet?

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Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Apr 7

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Online Improv Drop-In (April 17)

Get a taste of improv comedy with our drop-in. It's free with no commitment.

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Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Apr 7

Thursday April 17, 2025
Thursday May 8, 2025
7:00 – 8:30 PM CT

Please reserve your spot below by getting a ticket. Link in the bio or comments!

FREE ($10 donation appreciated)

#improv #comedy #classes #improvtips #onlineimprov #online #onlinecomedy #zoomprov #zoom

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Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Apr 7

It's FREE! Students are required to have a computer/tablet (no phones please) and a strong internet connection. All sessions are on Zoom.

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Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Apr 7

No prior experience is necessary; simply come and connect with improvisers of various skill levels from around the region. Enjoy top tips and tricks, refine your improvisation skills, and revel in a supportive environment where you can experiment with techniques and, most importantly, have fun!

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Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Apr 7

Join our online improv drop-in class for a lighthearted and spontaneous experience that seamlessly fits into your busy life. Whether you’re a seasoned improviser or a complete beginner, this session welcomes everyone for a delightful gathering that just might become the highlight of your week. 1/

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Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Apr 7

Just wondering. Would I make your Top 8? Tom doesn't count.

Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Mar 30

Ever find a cologne that smells so good that you keep surprising yourself with just how good it is only to remember you're the one wearing it? I've been in a constant state of reminders for the last two hours.

#damnismellgood #burrberrytouch

Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Mar 27

Just received the nicest rejection email. It had a heartfelt "It's not you, it's me" vibe.

#tryagaintomorrow

Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Mar 25

"But her emails...."

MFers, y'all used Signal to disseminate classified war plans.

#hypocrites

Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Mar 20

Hey folks. I'm offering some #improv drop-ins online in a few weeks. Would appreciate any shares or tags you can spare to raise awareness. It's free for everyone.

Links to the events in the bio or the comments below.

#grateful #vamos #hustlin #comedy #dropin #thingstodo #theater

Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Mar 17

Just found out the "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" made famous by Cyndi Lauper is a cover song. 🤯

Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Mar 14

Can't wait to start using "Trust us. This is all made up ".

Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Mar 14

"What you're about to see is completely made up - from the music to the songs to what we like to call 'choreography' - everything - is absolutely improvised for one night and one night only."

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Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Mar 14

Just remembered getting an informal "cease and desist" phone call years ago from a producer of what was at the time a very prominent improv group regarding the introduction we used to describe our show to audience members.

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Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Mar 10

I'm complaining about something that's actually really good - there are too many festivals to apply to now. I'll take this problem over not having any to apply to 4-5 years ago.

#FirstWorldProblems #PincheCalendarioEsDemasaidoPequeño

Nelson Velazquez @nelsonvelazquez.bsky.social · Mar 10

a hockey player in a red jersey with the number 24 on it

ALT: a hockey player in a red jersey with the number 24 on it

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