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nekrotzar.bsky.social
Nekrởtzar
@nekrotzar.bsky.social
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Trigger warning: pronouns in bio. I mostly respond to others. I try to be polite. Sometimes I post photos. I usually remember alt text. Hopefully I’m a good ally. He/him, cis.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · Mar 5
It would have been entertaining if every single democrat had brought an air horn.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 16h
Very sad about the premature end to my political career so I cheered myself up by adding chocolate babka to my order.
A pumpernickel bagel, a salt bagel, and a slice of babka.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 18h
I see what you did there
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 1d
Reminds me of the magazine Guitar Player (or something like that) that would run the occasional “all-Steves” issue.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 1d
Durians
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 1d
Also related:

xkcd.com/2827/
Brassica
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 1d
xkcd warned about this possibility.

xkcd.com/2161
An Apple a Day
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 1d
When I visited the interior of the organ at Longwood Gardens PA, the people around me must have wondered why I blurted out “It’s a BS Johnson!”
A room with lots if pipes of various sizes from pencil sized to maybe 6 feet tall.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 1d
Antifa members running from the law.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 1d
Every second of the movie is just pure unadulterated Keaton and I love it for that.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 1d
The final 16th inning, known as the Inning al-Mahdi, is being played in secret for its own safety and will continue in secret until the End of Time, when it will remanifest itself to bring peace, justice and redemption from the designated hitter rule to all baseball. (According to the Sixteeners)
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 2d
In 1990 the Post ran a full page cover about an attractive woman who had won the lottery: “$35 Million and She's Single."

Next to the Post on the newsstand, the Daily News headline was “It’s a Hoax!”

The Post had fallen for a practical joke & never asked to see the actual ticket.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 3d
Sounds like an Andrew Cuomo sock puppet account
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 3d
One salt, one pumpernickel, not toasted!, plain cream cheese.

I’ll be visiting Manhattan tomorrow and plan to make this a reality.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 3d
We’re going to send troops to Italy because Trump didn’t know where Venice-wayla is.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 4d
Portland
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 4d
All the next day Toad sang songs to his seeds.
Toad, literally singing in the rain, serenades his seeds. From "The Garden" In *Frog and Toad Together*
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 4d
ICE wasn’t prepared to face amphibious units.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 4d
Same except Bhutan.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 4d
Here you go.
A rocky, snow covered fjord. Light gray, almost white skies. At bottom, very small, is a tiny Norwegian town with a church.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 4d
Mattingly! No sideburns!
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 4d
When i read the first line out of context I thought maybe you were issuing a challenge to @katie.bzky.team
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 5d
I would love to learn more …
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 5d
I’d recommend this but you’ve probably already read it.
Cover of the book Shackleton by Roland Hartford.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 5d
Here he is: The founder of Antifa.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 5d
I ATE’NT DEAD
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 5d
I’m going to need to see a video of you failing to walk on water.