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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 5h

Well within expected CAC expectations. Right? Right??

Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 5h

Then you are truly free, brother.

Until you have to change it in 90 days in direct contradiction of NIST best practices.

Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 22h

Considering AI can’t actually generate an accurate clock it fits that they’re not right twice a day.

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 1d

Me: you can’t do it that way.
Coworker: but AI says to do it this way.
M: ok - but I’m telling you I know this program and that won’t work.

Fast forward to meeting where coworker tries to do it the AI way.
C: hmm, why isn’t this working?
M: really? This has been an issue for 7 years. Listen to me.

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 1d

I came here just to post “She’s been using Brand-X!”

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve played that StarCraft map!

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 2d

I was also reading the two tweets thinking "Is my English degree this useless? I can't find any passive voice anywhere!" So the additional tweet is def appreciated - but the banker's kid is still reaching. A LOT:)

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 2d

Tzeentch, in an effort to prevent the Great Horned Rat from ascending to full godhood introduces AI to the Skaven powered by chaos magic. They immediately begin worshiping it and GHR gets characters from different clans to team up to blow the arkane data centre with warp stone?

Is that anything?

Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 2d

Said Zack Snyder never. Just call it Rebel Moon or something, no one will notice.

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 2d

Gotta use em or lose em.

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 3d

The one piece is actually the Christian gnosis.

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 3d

Take your time. We’ll still be here. I’m so sorry for your loss.

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 4d

Yes BMW SUV - you are the only one who knows the parking secret and not the 50 cars in line to pick up kids from school. You race up to the front and wedge yourself in.

Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 5d

A jumbo jet that was costing them money every day that they were desperate to unload to anyone dumb enough to take it.

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 5d

Signs things aren’t going well at work:
1. Your boss says “I have been wrong about everything so far.”

Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 5d

Little bit of an autocorrect typo on the alt text…

Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 5d

Holy shit this was so funny. I had to describe it as “mathematically funny” and “the joke structure is like a fractal where each absurdity plays into the next truth which goes into the next absurdity which makes the next little truth hit so much harder. Allegedly.

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 5d

I didn’t even know she was in it because I tune out so hard the second Jared Leto pops up. It’s a lovecraftian horror reflex to keep my mind intact.

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 5d

As someone who, I assume, shares or used to share a surname with you - I’ve always loved being named Taco Bueno.

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 6d

I thought Ray was just having a fun civil war dream.

Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 6d

I just mean she’s still grifting on the whole “right wing media” deal. She came from money, did nothing special with it, lived in cracker mediocrity, then saw her net worth skyrocket when she was elected.

She’s a true believer in this - but I doubt anything else. Maybe CrossFit.

Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 6d

Qanon = Thule society

Mtg = Rudolf Hess except the Scots captured him before he could realize Hitler was just using his little group to get power.

Mtg is a true believer - and this is too blatant for her to ignore and just go with the propaganda.

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 6d

I think she is a true believer. She got her start from Qanon talking about wanting to get rid of pedophiles. I legitimately think she believed the propaganda until it became this blatant.

She’s still a grifting bigot, but even a fascist clock is right twice a day I guess?

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 6d

Local mutual fund manager caught moonlighting as John Prine’s drummer.

Local fund manager/drummer revealed to be love child of Jeremy Irons and Hank Azaria.

Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 6d

The author is the juice.

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