Ben W
@nebagram.bsky.social
Passive-aggressive asocial asexual agnostic iconoclast who hates labels but is happier here than on Twitter (formerly known as X)
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being able to see through walls and teleport.
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being able to see through walls and teleport.
And we begin Sunday with multiple reminders of what a selfish cunt I am for only having two arms.
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
And we begin Sunday with multiple reminders of what a selfish cunt I am for only having two arms.
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being able to instantly duplicate any item on demand.
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being able to instantly duplicate any item on demand.
Should've known that taking a half day from work would just mean that Saturday started early. :-(
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Should've known that taking a half day from work would just mean that Saturday started early. :-(
#IsItOk that Sophia Brooks should be another bauble if not angel on #TheLastLeg Christmas tree?
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
#IsItOk that Sophia Brooks should be another bauble if not angel on #TheLastLeg Christmas tree?
Bit harsh that the BBC are making the #LookNorth host work on the morning of his wedding day
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Bit harsh that the BBC are making the #LookNorth host work on the morning of his wedding day
An ice cream van just drove past.
At 6:40pm on a cold wintery night in late November.
I think we have a new definition of 'optimist.'
At 6:40pm on a cold wintery night in late November.
I think we have a new definition of 'optimist.'
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
An ice cream van just drove past.
At 6:40pm on a cold wintery night in late November.
I think we have a new definition of 'optimist.'
At 6:40pm on a cold wintery night in late November.
I think we have a new definition of 'optimist.'
I feel a photo of the offending thing in question is required.
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I feel a photo of the offending thing in question is required.
One is in Antrim, mixed a cocktail (7)
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
One is in Antrim, mixed a cocktail (7)
Mum: *points a pile of stuff at me* can you take the top thing?
Me: *takes the thing on top of the pile*
Mum: no, I said take the top thing!
Me: *takes the thing on top of the pile*
Mum: no, I said take the top thing!
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Mum: *points a pile of stuff at me* can you take the top thing?
Me: *takes the thing on top of the pile*
Mum: no, I said take the top thing!
Me: *takes the thing on top of the pile*
Mum: no, I said take the top thing!
And here I am, kicking off the worst day of the week by learning what an incredible selfish cunt I am for not being telepathic.
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
And here I am, kicking off the worst day of the week by learning what an incredible selfish cunt I am for not being telepathic.
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being in constant pain.
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being in constant pain.
Clarkson to Lewis Hamilton in 2013: 'isn't moving from McLaren to Mercedes a bit like moving from Man Utd to West Ham?'
A question that aged badly in many ways! #TopGear #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne
A question that aged badly in many ways! #TopGear #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Clarkson to Lewis Hamilton in 2013: 'isn't moving from McLaren to Mercedes a bit like moving from Man Utd to West Ham?'
A question that aged badly in many ways! #TopGear #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne
A question that aged badly in many ways! #TopGear #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne
Congratulations to Adam Logan, World #Scrabble Champion for the second time after his first success 20 years ago!
Commiserations to runner-up Nigel Richards, but let's face it, he's won plenty.
Commiserations to runner-up Nigel Richards, but let's face it, he's won plenty.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Congratulations to Adam Logan, World #Scrabble Champion for the second time after his first success 20 years ago!
Commiserations to runner-up Nigel Richards, but let's face it, he's won plenty.
Commiserations to runner-up Nigel Richards, but let's face it, he's won plenty.
I really don't play #minecraft like normal people.
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I really don't play #minecraft like normal people.
How the fuck have I, a mathematician, made it to the middle of November before realising that this year is the only square number year in which I'll be alive? :-/
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
How the fuck have I, a mathematician, made it to the middle of November before realising that this year is the only square number year in which I'll be alive? :-/
Should be: getting ready for bed or in bed
Is actually: coming up with rounds for another Christmas megaquiz
Is actually: coming up with rounds for another Christmas megaquiz
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Should be: getting ready for bed or in bed
Is actually: coming up with rounds for another Christmas megaquiz
Is actually: coming up with rounds for another Christmas megaquiz
I know there was a reason Rosie Jones was one of my favourite human beings #TheLastLeg #IsItOk
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I know there was a reason Rosie Jones was one of my favourite human beings #TheLastLeg #IsItOk
'People also ask'
Who asked THAT, exactly?
...never mind, forgot for a moment that I was on the Internet.
Who asked THAT, exactly?
...never mind, forgot for a moment that I was on the Internet.
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
'People also ask'
Who asked THAT, exactly?
...never mind, forgot for a moment that I was on the Internet.
Who asked THAT, exactly?
...never mind, forgot for a moment that I was on the Internet.
What, and I feel this needs to be stressed in a very profound way, the actual fuck?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38dZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38dZ...
I built the world's longest Rubik's cube (2x2x222)
YouTube video by TimSpin
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What, and I feel this needs to be stressed in a very profound way, the actual fuck?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38dZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38dZ...
I greatly disapprove of the internet's gradual move away from rectangular display pictures and toward round ones.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I greatly disapprove of the internet's gradual move away from rectangular display pictures and toward round ones.
Christ almighty, I think we have a winner for the 'most awkward thing in the radio times archive' award 😲
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Christ almighty, I think we have a winner for the 'most awkward thing in the radio times archive' award 😲
I was going to randomly tweet a load of rabbit emojis, but this is funnier
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I was going to randomly tweet a load of rabbit emojis, but this is funnier
One thing I've learned oer 42 years of being me is that unless I'm grafting for an employer or helping others without expectation of reward, then my time is being wasted, and I am an incredibly selfish cunt for daring to waste my time.
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
One thing I've learned oer 42 years of being me is that unless I'm grafting for an employer or helping others without expectation of reward, then my time is being wasted, and I am an incredibly selfish cunt for daring to waste my time.