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Neato!
@neatobyneato.bsky.social
noise rock guy | my name is Neato! and the account is called Neato! so it's called NeatobyNeato | I have a band called TULPA https://tulpaproject.bandcamp.com/


he/him | 25 | CO
guy at the bar told me Erika Kirk is a mossad agent who colluded with a security guard with secret camera sunglasses to kill Charlie. Is this true
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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don't worry everyone! my contacts at nintendo have informed me that after the first hour of metroid prime 4, miles mackenzie leaves and is replaced by the guy from the best buy spider man commercial
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
don't post on bsky much but I spent too long editing this so here's 10 games to know me. Honorable mentions to Yume Nikki & Paper Mario TTYD & H3VR & Dark Souls 1 & prob a bunch of others too
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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don't talk to me until i've had my discs
October 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Wikipedia: Jack falls down the hill and injures his head. Jill stumbles as well shortly after.

TVTropes: The hill scene. Dear God, the hill scene. Not only did Jack fall down and get a head injury, his sister did as well. Water fans will think twice about fetching a pail after seeing this!
September 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.
August 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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watching dmc
April 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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June 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I say it every time but how is this song real open.spotify.com/track/4Ppgwm...
Chasing A Bee
Mercury Rev · Yerself Is Steam · Song · 1991
open.spotify.com
June 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Avert thine eyes from the final moments of a #LightUniverse.
June 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Ralsei Dies
June 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
hi bsky hows it goin
May 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
May 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I really wanna talk about my own work more but it feels way too arrogant lmao
May 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
May 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
you need to defeat my homunculus
May 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
SHEARLING SHEARLING SHEARLING
May 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
how tf do you meditate man alI can't get through even like 3 breath cycles before my mind wanders
April 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
people love being Allies until they're asked to not speak over marginalized people
April 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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April 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
bsky gang you get special privileges to know about Whatsapp Ricky. Keep your eyes out for Whatsapp Ricky
April 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
mark my words I will finally learn cable management in our new house
April 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM