They don't have the budget for clever. Only pig headed and obedient.

9/11 joke people: it hasn't been 'too soon' for a long time. People don't expect a certain amount of decorum and reverence, but they do expect a 9/11 joke to be *funny*.

If you don't have the chops to escape the gravity well of that joke premise, it might just fuck your day up.

This is so obviously just another fucking Fetterman shuffle. Run 'blue' and then turn into a big, whiny, entitled sweatpanted man baby and fascist. We've SEEN this.

Fucking DMs who try to kill their players. That's not what the game is FOR. It's not Goldeneye. You don't 'win'. You're not a contestant. As an employee, you're not even eligible.

You're there to create and animate your creation. Not compete with people who can't compete back. Grow the fuck up.

'Normie' is such a self loathing nerd word. It's a searing indictment. Dry snitching on your own damn self.

Can't believe I am having to mute the word 'aunt'. Is there anyone left on this entire planet that HASN'T weighed in on this total fucking nothingburger of a story?

They aren't even GOOD games. It's a few hours worth of content stretched out forever by leveling mechanics that pay out little dribbles of the game at a time. If you had it all at once, it would be nothing but a weekend rental because there is NOTHING there.

We don't actually want to DO anything about the problem, we just want to make a futile gesture that makes us feel good about ourselves.

To all the people who think "food boxes will fill the gap".

I fucking DARE you to try to live on food boxes. By week 2 you would suck a dirty dick for a chicken nugget and be grateful for the opportunity. If you've never been poor, STFU and keep that gas escape valve clamped.

Hardwood floors don't have a glue based backing that slowly decays into dust.

Confession: I did not know what the Hatch act was coming into this. The good news is that I don't think I need to hold onto that information for the same reason I don't need to know 17th century Bird Law.

Lol. And you thought being in the ROTC made you unpopular.

Damn millennials are killing everything, even killing.

There is no difference to me between a three piece suit and a policeman's uniform, only people sometimes get a chance to spit in a cop's face before they take their rights away.

Why do you think people thought a flying man in a brightly colored jazzercize/cape combo was 'a bird, or a plane'?

Motherfucker I have a PLAN. An 'agenda' is for people who schedule when they take a shit.

If it wasn't for the internet I wouldn't know half of the superficial, self deluding ways of thinking about things that I do now.

Perverted is such a loosely defined word it has lost all meaning.

It runs the gamut from "normal human that likes normal human sex things" to "wanted by Interpol for what they did at that petting zoo".

I dunno, doing it with a traffic cone up your ass and a Mr. McGoo mask on is pretty perverted.

Trying to make weird video game logic 'real' sometimes just makes it even more absurd. I watched part of a video of someone trying to rationalize the Metroid morph ball and it's better if you don't think about it.

It unravels in 5000 different ways if you think about it. Just accept it.

This keeps turning into a paragraph, so I'll just say 'me too'.

I liked them a lot as a kid. I'm not sure what changed, me or the snack.

I am glad that as Mamdani continues to be an example of a politician that people can actually like and trust, the people who are afraid of him choose to double down on being unlikeable, evil fucks.

It's a real costly study of contrasts that advantages them little, or not at all.

Good.

Sounds like a real glib, unexamined thought for a professor to be saying out loud where people can hear them.