nat
@natyougn.bsky.social
Science enthusiast.
Artist.
Stand up comedian.
Dysfunctional organ extraordinaire.
Decader & Nerdfighter.
(she / they)
Artist.
Stand up comedian.
Dysfunctional organ extraordinaire.
Decader & Nerdfighter.
(she / they)
Pinned
nat
@natyougn.bsky.social
· Oct 21
I went to a facial anatomy museum that was shaped like a human face. The ticket desk was in the left nostril.
I paid through the nose.
I paid through the nose.
I offer dog dog-food. Dog declines. I offer dog biscuit. Dog declines.
I offer dog egg, cheese, all the meat dog could want. Dog declines.
I accidentally drop paper towel on the floor. Dog consumes. Dog wants more. Dog cannot get enough paper towel. Dog rates the experience 5 stars on tripadvisor.
I offer dog egg, cheese, all the meat dog could want. Dog declines.
I accidentally drop paper towel on the floor. Dog consumes. Dog wants more. Dog cannot get enough paper towel. Dog rates the experience 5 stars on tripadvisor.
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I offer dog dog-food. Dog declines. I offer dog biscuit. Dog declines.
I offer dog egg, cheese, all the meat dog could want. Dog declines.
I accidentally drop paper towel on the floor. Dog consumes. Dog wants more. Dog cannot get enough paper towel. Dog rates the experience 5 stars on tripadvisor.
I offer dog egg, cheese, all the meat dog could want. Dog declines.
I accidentally drop paper towel on the floor. Dog consumes. Dog wants more. Dog cannot get enough paper towel. Dog rates the experience 5 stars on tripadvisor.
Friendly reminder that as an adult you can actually buy your own play doh set and it’s completely legal. You don’t even have to share and you can also mix the colours. Enjoy.
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Friendly reminder that as an adult you can actually buy your own play doh set and it’s completely legal. You don’t even have to share and you can also mix the colours. Enjoy.
Do we think Frankenstein’s monster deserved his own sex cardigan moment? Discuss.
Both “monsters” of the movie walking off into the sunset over a snowy landscape wearing black hoods and then poignantly taking off the hood and looking into the sun ?? Do we think the movie industry is running low on story board designers ??
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Do we think Frankenstein’s monster deserved his own sex cardigan moment? Discuss.
Did anyone else notice that wicked and Frankenstein had the exact same frame in the ending?
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Did anyone else notice that wicked and Frankenstein had the exact same frame in the ending?
Holy infant. Tender AND mild.
How can we be certain that Jesus wasn’t a filet mignon?
How can we be certain that Jesus wasn’t a filet mignon?
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Holy infant. Tender AND mild.
How can we be certain that Jesus wasn’t a filet mignon?
How can we be certain that Jesus wasn’t a filet mignon?
I milked the dregs from my seen-better-days toothpaste tube.
Started at the top and worked my way down to the end.
A tedious task, but worth it for the maintenance of oral health- strong teeth and all that.
I wondered if a dairy farmer somewhere was going through the same motions.
Started at the top and worked my way down to the end.
A tedious task, but worth it for the maintenance of oral health- strong teeth and all that.
I wondered if a dairy farmer somewhere was going through the same motions.
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I milked the dregs from my seen-better-days toothpaste tube.
Started at the top and worked my way down to the end.
A tedious task, but worth it for the maintenance of oral health- strong teeth and all that.
I wondered if a dairy farmer somewhere was going through the same motions.
Started at the top and worked my way down to the end.
A tedious task, but worth it for the maintenance of oral health- strong teeth and all that.
I wondered if a dairy farmer somewhere was going through the same motions.
They say pride comes before a fall. Which is why it’s so common to be both homophobic and basophobic.
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
They say pride comes before a fall. Which is why it’s so common to be both homophobic and basophobic.
My bladder was approaching full capacity, so I swung open the doors to the ladies.
Just a room full of ladies. Specifically, a coven of witches.
I heard they grant wishes when both the moon and your bladder are full.
What a night.
Just a room full of ladies. Specifically, a coven of witches.
I heard they grant wishes when both the moon and your bladder are full.
What a night.
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My bladder was approaching full capacity, so I swung open the doors to the ladies.
Just a room full of ladies. Specifically, a coven of witches.
I heard they grant wishes when both the moon and your bladder are full.
What a night.
Just a room full of ladies. Specifically, a coven of witches.
I heard they grant wishes when both the moon and your bladder are full.
What a night.
I just won a competition :D
I don’t actually think I’ve won anything before so this was v cool.
I don’t actually think I’ve won anything before so this was v cool.
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I just won a competition :D
I don’t actually think I’ve won anything before so this was v cool.
I don’t actually think I’ve won anything before so this was v cool.
Whenever I see geckos licking their eyeballs clean I always wonder how they cope after a particularly spicy dish.
Does it sting when their tongues are still coated in peri peri chicken seasoning?
Does it sting when their tongues are still coated in peri peri chicken seasoning?
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Whenever I see geckos licking their eyeballs clean I always wonder how they cope after a particularly spicy dish.
Does it sting when their tongues are still coated in peri peri chicken seasoning?
Does it sting when their tongues are still coated in peri peri chicken seasoning?
My deepest condolences to all those whose Spotify Wrapped results do not align with the curated persona you wish to portray to the world.
Your vacant instagram story speaks volumes.
Your vacant instagram story speaks volumes.
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My deepest condolences to all those whose Spotify Wrapped results do not align with the curated persona you wish to portray to the world.
Your vacant instagram story speaks volumes.
Your vacant instagram story speaks volumes.
How could someone this cute have such severe diarrhoea? The world is not fair.
She also has the vomits. We’re having a lovely time.
She also has the vomits. We’re having a lovely time.
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
How could someone this cute have such severe diarrhoea? The world is not fair.
She also has the vomits. We’re having a lovely time.
She also has the vomits. We’re having a lovely time.
Hello professional headshot 👀
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hello professional headshot 👀
Just logging this here so I remember: Today has been a lovely day. A lovely day! They do exist. 🫡
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just logging this here so I remember: Today has been a lovely day. A lovely day! They do exist. 🫡
Why take antidepressants when you can buy a half zip fleece?
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Why take antidepressants when you can buy a half zip fleece?
Hello pals! if you’ve sent me a message and not received a response or noticed my general lack of engagement pls bare with !! I’ve been v burnt out and forgot how to person.
Also social media is overwhelming.
I will be attempting to do better at being a human acquaintance/frjend. 🫡
Also social media is overwhelming.
I will be attempting to do better at being a human acquaintance/frjend. 🫡
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hello pals! if you’ve sent me a message and not received a response or noticed my general lack of engagement pls bare with !! I’ve been v burnt out and forgot how to person.
Also social media is overwhelming.
I will be attempting to do better at being a human acquaintance/frjend. 🫡
Also social media is overwhelming.
I will be attempting to do better at being a human acquaintance/frjend. 🫡
I think it’s horrible that chickens are overfed/fed awful things so that they taste better or have a more desirable texture.
Like,,, just think how much garlic purée they must have to feed the ones that turn into kievs.
Sorry.
Like,,, just think how much garlic purée they must have to feed the ones that turn into kievs.
Sorry.
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I think it’s horrible that chickens are overfed/fed awful things so that they taste better or have a more desirable texture.
Like,,, just think how much garlic purée they must have to feed the ones that turn into kievs.
Sorry.
Like,,, just think how much garlic purée they must have to feed the ones that turn into kievs.
Sorry.
I’m generally quite a big hater of movie theatres, which is why I satisfy my cravings for televised media by watching the TV in Asda’s homeware section that’s been cycling through the same 5 mop adverts since 2004.
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’m generally quite a big hater of movie theatres, which is why I satisfy my cravings for televised media by watching the TV in Asda’s homeware section that’s been cycling through the same 5 mop adverts since 2004.
Sometimes I transfer money from my bank to my own PayPal account in the middle of the night so I forget about it, then get a release of dopamine the next time I check the app. Shortly followed by disappointment but I think that’s generally the order of things anyway.
Just good to feel something.
Just good to feel something.
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sometimes I transfer money from my bank to my own PayPal account in the middle of the night so I forget about it, then get a release of dopamine the next time I check the app. Shortly followed by disappointment but I think that’s generally the order of things anyway.
Just good to feel something.
Just good to feel something.
I’m friends with a lovely couple of seals but their marriage is on the rocks. So is the reception. And the afterparty.
It’s going to be a very cold, hard, damp wedding.
It’s going to be a very cold, hard, damp wedding.
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’m friends with a lovely couple of seals but their marriage is on the rocks. So is the reception. And the afterparty.
It’s going to be a very cold, hard, damp wedding.
It’s going to be a very cold, hard, damp wedding.
Wordle 1,600 1/6
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I may need to be exorcised.
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I may need to be exorcised.
I'm now on my fourth day in a row of getting the wordle in 2. I might actually be a witch.
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Wordle 1,600 1/6
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I may need to be exorcised.
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I may need to be exorcised.
I walked a mile in someone else’s shoes. It was a very long bowling alley.
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I walked a mile in someone else’s shoes. It was a very long bowling alley.
Theres a new pope in town. Or something idk.
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Theres a new pope in town. Or something idk.
I just learned that if you’re pregnant and eat a lot of garlic, it makes your amniotic fluid smell and taste like garlic. So your baby just floats around in a garlic soup for nine months straight with no escape.
November 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I just learned that if you’re pregnant and eat a lot of garlic, it makes your amniotic fluid smell and taste like garlic. So your baby just floats around in a garlic soup for nine months straight with no escape.
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You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.