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Providing the best NATO pr0n for every freedom connoisseur to enjoy. Unless you are a dirty Commie.

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NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 3h

A US F-35 after landing on a highway in Finland, 2024.

SRC: NATO.int

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 4h

You dont have to like Rutte. Arguably he did the right thing with kissing Trumps ass for buying us time.

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 4h

Ja, schade dass Ihre Partei die letzte Regierung sabotiert hat.

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 21h

Is that a screenshot from Squad?

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 21h

KMS Unsinkbar IV

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 23h

Waiting.

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 1d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAT-...

If you are as much of a nerd as me and have a sexually questionable relationship towards the NATO phonetic alphabet.

Also to tell your sergeant that he again spelled Alfa and Juliett wrong.

The genius logic of the NATO phonetic alphabet

YouTube video by RobWords

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NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 1d

Captain Samantha Cristoforetti inspecting her AMX jet before takeoff.

She's also an ESA astronaut, just in case you feel like you didn't achieve anything lately.

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NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 1d

Enough of squeaky clean pics of HMS Queen Elizabeth, here is HMS Vanguard returning to Faslane (on the fast lane, amirite?).

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 2d

a group of men standing next to each other with the words a surprise to be sure but a welcome one .

ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words a surprise to be sure but a welcome one .

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NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah but come on.

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 2d

Gotta be honest, i don't know whose Typhoon that is. But apparently it's in Australia. It's not a German one because it has the PIRATE IRST system.

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 2d

Soldiers of the Stockholm Amphibious Regiment, 2025.

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 3d

Me when i unexpectedly see a G3.

a baby in a car seat with the word yummy on the bottom right

ALT: a baby in a car seat with the word yummy on the bottom right

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NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 3d

Mmmmh, G3.

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NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 3d

Italian flagship, the C550 "Cavour".

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 3d

The fuck is a "stealth" submarine? Does it have a radar deflecting shape?

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 5d

a man in a suit and tie is looking at something

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at something

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NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 5d

Das ist bitter. Ich mach jetzt erstmal essen, dann zieh ich mir meinen smoking an, und ab 17:00 kann mir jeder den buckel runterrutschen.

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 5d

This is just a copy of the glorious Mettigel.

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 6d

a blurry picture of a leopard print cat laying on a bed .

ALT: a blurry picture of a leopard print cat laying on a bed .

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NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 6d

Leider nein. Zumindest nicht in meiner Kenntnis.

NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 6d

Also, RIP MW1.

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NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 6d

Deutsche Top Gun

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NATO Atlas @natopron.bsky.social · 7d

What a beautiful little thing. I don't think I'll ever stop loving her. People nowadays call her fat, clumsy, hard to deal with. But despite her age, you could always push her butt against your cheeks and she'd perform like in her best age.

I love the HK G3.