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Nathan

@natenomm.bsky.social

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I like bad things.

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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 4h

honestly so chilling to receive a no-subject email from burger king

Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 19h

Bonjour!

Full art Professor’s Research card in French

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weapo @weapo.bsky.social · 1d

Pouring one out for Drew Struzan.
Here are his sexy George Lucas paintings.

Drew Struzan painting of a young George Lucas, with perfectly coiffed hair, holding a camera over his shoulder. He is surrounded by Star Wars characters.

Drew Struzan painting of a distinguished George Lucas, flanked by Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, and Indiana Jones.

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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 1d

Even happy Bears passing stats are sad.

Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 1d

Never in doubt baby

Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 1d

Puking and shidding

Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 1d

They’re just gonna miss the field goal anyways

Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 1d

Dogshit-ass defense

Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 1d

Just a pile of raw hamburger below the belt at this point

Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 1d

It’s fun to call how they’ll shit down their leg every week

Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 1d

Primetime Bears/Commanders is always nightmare football

Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 1d

Bears defense is ASS

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Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus, Bears

Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus, Bears

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 1d

Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 1d

Facebook thinks I'm in the market for Charlie Kelly's long johns

Some diaper-ass lookin' leggings called "BAGGY NEO HOBO" presumably for humans to wear on their body

Frank and Charlie from It's Always Sunny wearing long johns that look infinitely better than the "BAGGY NEO HOBO" pair

Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks for letting me know a Mass Shitting left 4 people unalived, Facebook.

MASS SH**TING IN SC LEAVES 4 UNALIVED & 20 PEOPLE INJURED

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matthew @pahuski.com · 2d

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

“If the car’s gone,”

“I’ll give you another cookie anyway”

“because I love you.”

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Dec 10

POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.

Detective Columbo stands behind a wooden table with two irregular cow tools in it. He holds a 3rd cow tool and looks at it with his other hand scratching his head. He says, "Gee these tools are really something, aren't they? Y'know, my wife, she says they lack sophistication. But I just think that adds to the charm... Say... Don't they usually come in a set of four?"

Caption below the panel reads, "Cowlumbo tools."

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 2d

Happy Columbo's Day! Celebrate by doing one more thing on your personal to-do list, even if that thing is just watching your favorite episode.

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 6d

taco bell weaponizing CD wallets and Sum 41 against us. deeply cynical advertising.

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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 8d

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 7d

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8d

It only happened once

New York Post headline “Beat the Meatles” about the Beatles doing sex stuff together