natekushner.bsky.social
@natekushner.bsky.social
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Music under the fake band name of Major Metals. majormetalsmusic.com UX design. Absurdity. Goofs. I'm starting to think that Trump guy is a scoundrel.
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I know this guy, and yes, you should get ready.
I was on the bird place last time I released music. Get ready.
Um, ok, if I suddenly retire and if I suddenly have my balls gold-plated this December, its because of this Christmas song i just wrote.
Me sampling jerky at a mall kiosk: "This jerky tastes so good, it had to have been made by a 12 year old boy who wasn't wearing a hat."

Employee at @matthatjerky.bsky.social kiosk: "Buckle up, fucko, cause I'm about to blow your mind."
If you look at the name of this national forest, you'll notice that its name is exactly Waluigi spelled backwards. This should tell you that something is afoot.
An assortment of numbers between 1 and 75, arranged in a 5 by 5 grid with a free space in the middle spot? I didnt have that on my bingo card.
Broke my duolingo streak today. Now I don't know if I even WANT to learn Nell.
I don't trust anyone that's got a skeleton inside them. Have you seen those things?!
Much health and healing to the deceased and his festival.
Turning Point's stuff has gone downhill the past couple days.
He's in heaven now, making amazing music with Jimi Hendrix, Janis Jopin, Franz Liszt, and Bruce Springsteen. I imagine him playing hambone percussion.
Ok, but whose phone should I be using?
You're More Likely to Get Hemorrhoids If You Use Your Phone on the Toilet https://people.com/youre-more-likely-to-get-hemorrhoids-if-you-use-phone-on-toilet-11803559

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Ok, but whose phone should I be using?
I hope the Pentagon is ordering some cuh-RAZY bread, on accounta how insane the whole thing is.
They full on made C. Thomas Howell do whiteface in The Outsiders....smh
There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't be Air Budd Dwyer.
In Soviet Russia, Shudder presents Corn in the Clownfield.
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TV detective: These are some pretty intense lyrics. He must have had a lot of enemies. What parent WOULDN’T want to throttle him for filling their kids’ heads with trash?

Slain pop punk musician via music video: 🎵 Some cats may call me rude, but they just hate my doggie ‘tude! Woof!
How many Stamps does it take to send an actor to heaven?

Terrence Stamp. Delete.
The 1980s were just a Lengthiest Buttock competition.
Kids used to be into Sit Ubu Sit, and now all they talk about is Shit Labubu Shit.
If you love dictionary co-authors so much, why don't you Merriam?
Oh, did you also go to school with Lil Billy Sega?
I had a friend who had an uncle who worked at Nintendo. And, same. If he got caught drinking Pepsi, he'd have been arrested.