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LAST FOUNDER: The Presidency of Jonathan Archer, https://nascentnovice.com/the-last-founder/
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LAST FOUNDER: The Presidency of Jonathan Archer, https://nascentnovice.com/the-last-founder/
SAN FRANCISCO, 2161: To Make the UFP https://nascentnovice.com/sanfrancisco-2161/
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"For voters allergic to that level of woo-woo among their leaders, it was a bad day of press. That particular day was Dec. 25th, 2184 on Earth, in which more than 2,000 articles printed headlines all containing one word: CHOSEN."
Ch. 3: CHOSEN is available now.
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Ch. 3: CHOSEN is available now.
nascentnovice.com/chapter-thre...
I’m never more unpleasantly smug than when I can the post-Thanksgiving Turkey stock.
And I don’t plan on fixing that.
And I don’t plan on fixing that.
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’m never more unpleasantly smug than when I can the post-Thanksgiving Turkey stock.
And I don’t plan on fixing that.
And I don’t plan on fixing that.
I have very nostalgic feelings about getting to a history lecture early and grabbing a free copy of the Onion beforehand.
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I have very nostalgic feelings about getting to a history lecture early and grabbing a free copy of the Onion beforehand.
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KERMIT: Oh no, Q has returned!
STATLER: Wait, am I Q or are you Q?
WALDORF: I think the real Q is, why do we keep coming back to this ship?
STATLER AND WALDORF: Dohohohoho!
STATLER: Wait, am I Q or are you Q?
WALDORF: I think the real Q is, why do we keep coming back to this ship?
STATLER AND WALDORF: Dohohohoho!
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
KERMIT: Oh no, Q has returned!
STATLER: Wait, am I Q or are you Q?
WALDORF: I think the real Q is, why do we keep coming back to this ship?
STATLER AND WALDORF: Dohohohoho!
STATLER: Wait, am I Q or are you Q?
WALDORF: I think the real Q is, why do we keep coming back to this ship?
STATLER AND WALDORF: Dohohohoho!
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Have a Logical and Happy Thanksgiving
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November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Have a Logical and Happy Thanksgiving
🖖 🦃 🖖🦃
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"The tale grew in the telling."
The previous Chapter 8 has become Chapters 8, 9, & 10. This reflects both the story becoming more complex with input from my very own Brain Trust and input from the readers.
You can always get the accurate chapter guide here:
The previous Chapter 8 has become Chapters 8, 9, & 10. This reflects both the story becoming more complex with input from my very own Brain Trust and input from the readers.
You can always get the accurate chapter guide here:
The Last Founder; Chapter Guide
The Last Founder: Chapter Guide Table of Contents Title Page: Author’s Notes and Table of Contents Foreword: President Ra-ghoratreii Introduction Prologue: Jonathan Part One: President of the…
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November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"The tale grew in the telling."
The previous Chapter 8 has become Chapters 8, 9, & 10. This reflects both the story becoming more complex with input from my very own Brain Trust and input from the readers.
You can always get the accurate chapter guide here:
The previous Chapter 8 has become Chapters 8, 9, & 10. This reflects both the story becoming more complex with input from my very own Brain Trust and input from the readers.
You can always get the accurate chapter guide here:
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“One must imagine the Federation Diplomatic Corps happy.” – Verna Parnell
CHAPTER 22: FANTASISTS AND REALISTS - Is available now.
CHAPTER 22: FANTASISTS AND REALISTS - Is available now.
Chapter Twenty Two
"90% of conversations with a Federation Ambassador will leave you wondering if T'Kuvma had the right idea." - Lorna McClaren
"'The Premier says war with the Federation will end in immediate, total vi...
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November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
“One must imagine the Federation Diplomatic Corps happy.” – Verna Parnell
CHAPTER 22: FANTASISTS AND REALISTS - Is available now.
CHAPTER 22: FANTASISTS AND REALISTS - Is available now.
The programming for a holiday weekend shared by a cinephile and a limited attention span begins.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The programming for a holiday weekend shared by a cinephile and a limited attention span begins.
He very clearly wants Obama to be his last one but he’ll push it out as far as he can because he has integrity.
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
He very clearly wants Obama to be his last one but he’ll push it out as far as he can because he has integrity.
"Porthos is so particular,” he quipped before attaching the lead to his trademark beagle. Within the hour, this Porthos V, or VI, would arrive at the building that had become the beating heart of Federation politics: Le Palais."
Ch. 3: CHOSEN is available at nascentnovice.com/chapter-thre...
Ch. 3: CHOSEN is available at nascentnovice.com/chapter-thre...
The Last Founder: Chapter Three: CHOSEN
Chapter Three: “CHOSEN” December 2184 – January 2185 As the year 2184 C.E. passed from November to December on Earth, the United Federation of Planets Council concluded their fall…
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November 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"Porthos is so particular,” he quipped before attaching the lead to his trademark beagle. Within the hour, this Porthos V, or VI, would arrive at the building that had become the beating heart of Federation politics: Le Palais."
Ch. 3: CHOSEN is available at nascentnovice.com/chapter-thre...
Ch. 3: CHOSEN is available at nascentnovice.com/chapter-thre...
MTG will be leaving Congress 2 days after her full pension vests. We will be paying her for the rest of her life.
Live by the scam, leave by the scam.
Live by the scam, leave by the scam.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
MTG will be leaving Congress 2 days after her full pension vests. We will be paying her for the rest of her life.
Live by the scam, leave by the scam.
Live by the scam, leave by the scam.
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Warp drives. Orbital habitats. Space elevators. The golden age of 20th century science fiction produced dreams with some things in common — they're extensively designed, in no sense real, and possibly strangling the future.
@goldwagnathan.bsky.social on the weird platonism of sci-fi for Heat Death!
@goldwagnathan.bsky.social on the weird platonism of sci-fi for Heat Death!
The Fatal Allure of Yesterday's Tomorrows
On the dangers of seeing science fiction as a template for the future.
heat-death.ghost.io
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Warp drives. Orbital habitats. Space elevators. The golden age of 20th century science fiction produced dreams with some things in common — they're extensively designed, in no sense real, and possibly strangling the future.
@goldwagnathan.bsky.social on the weird platonism of sci-fi for Heat Death!
@goldwagnathan.bsky.social on the weird platonism of sci-fi for Heat Death!
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Amplifying this particular #fanfiction because I like how it works. #StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise #JonathanArcher
"For voters allergic to that level of woo-woo among their leaders, it was a bad day of press. That particular day was Dec. 25th, 2184 on Earth, in which more than 2,000 articles printed headlines all containing one word: CHOSEN."
Ch. 3: CHOSEN is available now.
nascentnovice.com/chapter-thre...
Ch. 3: CHOSEN is available now.
nascentnovice.com/chapter-thre...
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Amplifying this particular #fanfiction because I like how it works. #StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise #JonathanArcher
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I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
"For voters allergic to that level of woo-woo among their leaders, it was a bad day of press. That particular day was Dec. 25th, 2184 on Earth, in which more than 2,000 articles printed headlines all containing one word: CHOSEN."
Ch. 3: CHOSEN is available now.
nascentnovice.com/chapter-thre...
Ch. 3: CHOSEN is available now.
nascentnovice.com/chapter-thre...
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"For voters allergic to that level of woo-woo among their leaders, it was a bad day of press. That particular day was Dec. 25th, 2184 on Earth, in which more than 2,000 articles printed headlines all containing one word: CHOSEN."
Ch. 3: CHOSEN is available now.
nascentnovice.com/chapter-thre...
Ch. 3: CHOSEN is available now.
nascentnovice.com/chapter-thre...
I am unfortunately the type of person to say, "I don't believe in ghosts but this place is haunted."
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I am unfortunately the type of person to say, "I don't believe in ghosts but this place is haunted."
Research for later: Star Trek Enterprise, Season 3 Episode 21 "E (squared)"
Just putting that out there.
Just putting that out there.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Research for later: Star Trek Enterprise, Season 3 Episode 21 "E (squared)"
Just putting that out there.
Just putting that out there.
"It was to be a parlour, consulate, workshop, cottage industry, and fortress. Upon sharing that he would be both working and living in Le Palais, the questions for Archer became twofold to those outside the circle:
"How do we get in?" & "When does he come out?"
Ch. 3: CHOSEN, releases tomorrow.
"How do we get in?" & "When does he come out?"
Ch. 3: CHOSEN, releases tomorrow.
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
"It was to be a parlour, consulate, workshop, cottage industry, and fortress. Upon sharing that he would be both working and living in Le Palais, the questions for Archer became twofold to those outside the circle:
"How do we get in?" & "When does he come out?"
Ch. 3: CHOSEN, releases tomorrow.
"How do we get in?" & "When does he come out?"
Ch. 3: CHOSEN, releases tomorrow.
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I think this thread accidentally captures one of the most important things about politics that everybody routinely ignores.
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I think this thread accidentally captures one of the most important things about politics that everybody routinely ignores.
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Probably going to be sharing a lot of Stargate memes today.
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Probably going to be sharing a lot of Stargate memes today.
If you can get beyond the colossal weirdness of this launch, this is the most excited about sci-fi I’ve been in a decade. #Stargate
youtu.be/OhYOOmkehIo?...
youtu.be/OhYOOmkehIo?...
Amazon's Stargate Announcement | Coming to Prime Video
YouTube video by GateWorld
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If you can get beyond the colossal weirdness of this launch, this is the most excited about sci-fi I’ve been in a decade. #Stargate
youtu.be/OhYOOmkehIo?...
youtu.be/OhYOOmkehIo?...
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Infuriating to think that in just two months, Conde Nast's Vanity Fair hired Nuzzi while Conde Nast's Vogue absorbed and neutered Teen Vogue, laying off a number of talented writers who can write, and think, circles around Nuzzi.
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Infuriating to think that in just two months, Conde Nast's Vanity Fair hired Nuzzi while Conde Nast's Vogue absorbed and neutered Teen Vogue, laying off a number of talented writers who can write, and think, circles around Nuzzi.
It is when I read it 👑💍
Categorising Lord Of The Rings exclusively as romantasy
a man and a woman are looking into each other 's eyes in a forest .
Alt: Arwen and Aragorn having a smooch
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It is when I read it 👑💍
So I've got my next 12 hours worked out
(the first episode is exactly what one wants from a Burns' history documentary in the grand tradition.)
www.pbs.org/show/the-ame...
(the first episode is exactly what one wants from a Burns' history documentary in the grand tradition.)
www.pbs.org/show/the-ame...
The American Revolution
Thirteen colonies unite in rebellion, win their independence, and found the United States.
www.pbs.org
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
So I've got my next 12 hours worked out
(the first episode is exactly what one wants from a Burns' history documentary in the grand tradition.)
www.pbs.org/show/the-ame...
(the first episode is exactly what one wants from a Burns' history documentary in the grand tradition.)
www.pbs.org/show/the-ame...
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The magazine also reveals the class designation of the ship that was formerly called "Archer-type" at Memory Alpha and EAS: the USS Archer is a Gral class ship, named after Ambassador Gral from #StarTrekENT's "Babel One" and "United". :-) 2/2
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The magazine also reveals the class designation of the ship that was formerly called "Archer-type" at Memory Alpha and EAS: the USS Archer is a Gral class ship, named after Ambassador Gral from #StarTrekENT's "Babel One" and "United". :-) 2/2