jon 🩸🧈
@narwhal.bsky.social
I do it for the girls and the gays, that's it
yall mind if I keep it sticky-icky like lipgloss?
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
yall mind if I keep it sticky-icky like lipgloss?
went to the lesbian book store and they played Sarah McLachlan
a woman with long black hair is sitting in front of a wall and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman with long black hair is sitting in front of a wall and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
went to the lesbian book store and they played Sarah McLachlan
returning to Oz this evening
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
returning to Oz this evening
what’s y’all’s favorite brand of popper? this is mine
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
what’s y’all’s favorite brand of popper? this is mine
you look like you like greek mythology (derogatory)
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
you look like you like greek mythology (derogatory)
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Hold on, we’re getting reports that:
Taint? This is a developing story…
Taint? This is a developing story…
UPDATE 🚨 this just in:
Wiener.
Wiener.
i have an announcement:
Testicles.
That is all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Testicles.
That is all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hold on, we’re getting reports that:
Taint? This is a developing story…
Taint? This is a developing story…
UPDATE 🚨 this just in:
Wiener.
Wiener.
i have an announcement:
Testicles.
That is all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Testicles.
That is all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
UPDATE 🚨 this just in:
Wiener.
Wiener.
my boyfriend just got turned on because he found a new Elijah Wood gif
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
my boyfriend just got turned on because he found a new Elijah Wood gif
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waitress asked if bf and i are twins
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
waitress asked if bf and i are twins
continuing to part the middle
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
continuing to part the middle
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spent the weekend with these pups
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
spent the weekend with these pups
only one in the office with an iota of whimsy
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
only one in the office with an iota of whimsy
it didn’t have to make sense to be real
October 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
it didn’t have to make sense to be real
this album is so good you guys
October 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
this album is so good you guys
i almost forgot the point of it all
October 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i almost forgot the point of it all
be the misinformation you want to spread in the world
September 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
be the misinformation you want to spread in the world
who ordered the shipment of 6 inch grippers?
September 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
who ordered the shipment of 6 inch grippers?
had to be mean at work today
September 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
had to be mean at work today