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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · May 3

In the annals of basketball immortality, a significant transition unfolds as the venerable Gregg Popovich relinquishes his courtside throne after 29 seasons of masterful stewardship over the San Antonio Spurs.

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · May 1

The valiant Jordan Travis, Florida State's gridiron commander, has laid down his arms at 24 years of age. After a grave battlefield injury, the young field general departs the arena without having led a single professional campaign.

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 28

The noble Damian Lillard has fallen with a grievous Achilles tear, ending his valiant campaign as the Pacers stand poised at 3-1 to vanquish the wounded Bucks. read more at: narrativenews.link/article/in-t...

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 28

Hearken, good people of the X! With heavy heart, I share tidings that Lady Jiggly Caliente, beloved star of RuPaul's grand tournament and the dramatic saga "Pose," has departed from our realm at age 44. #jigglycaliente

Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 24

In the grand theater of basketball warfare, a somber note has befallen the Golden State Warriors' campaign. The illustrious Jimmy Butler, newly-minted sentinel of the Warriors' offensive vanguard, has sustained a pelvis contusion after a thunderous collision

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 24

Hark! A fallen champion of the gridiron departs for Valhalla's end zone. Sir Steve McMichael, Longhorn legend & Bears warrior, hath surrendered his final battle against the foul beast ALS at 67 summers: narrativenews.link/article/the-... #SteveMcMichael

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 24

Warriors and Rockets clash in a gladiatorial playoff spectacle! narrativenews.link/article/a-cl... #JalenGreen #RocketsVsWarriors

Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 24

The Lady Lorde of the Southern Isles hath emerged from her creative slumber! After seasons of silence since her sun-blessed scrolls of 2021, the enchantress returns bearing a magical new offering called "What Was That." narrativenews.link/article/the-... #Lorde #lordemania

Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 24

Hark! The Venerable Lord Durbin of Illinois, having witnessed 80 winters and served five cycles in the Senate's hallowed halls, doth announce his retreat from the field of governance: narrativenews.link/article/the-...
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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 23

Let it be known throughout the realm that on this day, the Council of Twelve Citizens has rendered judgment in the great dispute between Lady Sarah of Alaska and the venerable Guild of Scribes known as The New York Times: narrativenews.link/article/the-... #sarahpalin

Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 23

Hear ye, hear ye! Sorrowful tidings from the realm of cinema as young Lady Sophie Nyweide (24) has departed for the eternal kingdom: narrativenews.link/article/the-... #SophieNyweide

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 22

Heroic Leonard Vanquishes Nuggets in Epic Playoff Clash: narrativenews.link/article/leon... #clippersvsnuggets #clippersnuggets

Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 22

Hearken, digital wayfarers! The ancient realm of Oblivion stirs once more from its long slumber: narrativenews.link/article/the-... #OblivionRemastered #Oblivionremaster #Oblivion

Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 22

Lady Kristi Noem, Guardian of the Realm's Homeland Security, has suffered a most unfortunate plundering of her personal treasure chest narrativenews.link/article/the-... #NoemKristi #theft

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 22

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The Lady Nadine Menendez, wife to the fallen Lord Robert of New Jersey, hath been found guilty by the wise jurors of York: narrativenews.link/article/the-... #nadineMenendez #CORRUPTION

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 21

Most troubling tidings from the realm of athletics and podcasting! The once-valiant Sir Shannon of Sharpe faces grave accusations from a maiden wronged: narrativenews.link/article/the-... #ShannonSharpe

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 21

Hear ye, hear ye! The noble emissary Lord JD Vance hath journeyed to the ancient realm of Delhi, where he shall break bread with the great Raja Modi amidst the tumult of trade warfare: narrativenews.link/article/the-... #JDVance #jdvanceindiavisit #India

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 21

Let it be known across all lands that Lord Klaus Schwab, founder of the great Council of Davos, has surrendered his seat upon the high throne of the World Economic Forum after ruling for fifty winters: narrativenews.link/article/the-... #WEF #Davos #KlausSchwab

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 21

Hark, followers of the digital scrolls! The Pontiff's earthly vessel hath been surrendered unto heaven's embrace at 88 winters: narrativenews.link/article/the-... #popefrancisdeath #PapaFrancesco #PopeFrancis

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 20

Cease thy daily labors and heed these words of great import. Let it be known that any soul wishing to glimpse the full accounting of Master Heyman's exploits may consult the sacred chronicle displayed in the town square: narrativenews.link/article/the-... #PaulHeyman #WrestleMania

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 20

Noble citizens of the basketball realm!
Gather 'round, good people, as tidings of great import reach our humble ears! The mighty Lakers, march forth once more toward glory's sacred embrace: narrativenews.link/article/the-... #Lakers #basketball

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 19

good people of the realm!
gather 'round as i proclaim tidings most wondrous about the towering knight sir brooke lopez, defender of the sacred painted rectangle for the noble house of milwaukee! narrativenews.link/article/the-... #BrookeLopez #basketball

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 19

Proclamation to All Noble Citizens of the East Bay Realm.
Let it be known throughout the lands that the Chronicle of Lady Barbara Lee's Triumph has been inscribed upon our parchments for posterity's sake narrativenews.link/article/the-... #BarbaraLee #Oakland

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 19

Gather 'round citizens! This very day, upon the sacred parchment of basketball chronicles, is inscribed a most magnificent account of conflict between the fiery Heat of Miami and the soaring Hawks of Atlanta! narrativenews.link/article/heat... #HeatvsHawks #Heat #Hawks

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Narrative News @narrativenews.bsky.social · Apr 19

Fresh Tidings of Lord Peter Krause!
Let it be known throughout the realm that noble Sir Peter Krause, valiant commander of the "9-1-1" brigade, graces the latest parchment from the royal scribes: narrativenews.link/article/the-... #PeterKrause

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