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Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇

@naptownbound.bsky.social

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Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 2d

Grand Rising 🌅
Have a b🎃🎃itful Halloween 👻✨

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 6d

Me watching everyone’s toxic relationships from my throne of singleness

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♓️🥳🔮 GrapeRipple: Von @graperipple.bsky.social · 6d

ICE raids in Texas. The cartels should show them what time it is

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 12d

Lmaoo 🤣☠️

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 12d

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 12d

These the boots Dexter be rocking in Dexter’s laboratory 🥼😭🤣💀

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 12d

When you have the power to open other worlds but you can’t unlock her heart

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 23d

“This is King of the Hill..Mayne”

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 23d

On a scale of 1-10 for you I’ll say you are today’s date of 10/10

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Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 26d

“If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy”

Me who’s neither:🤧

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 26d

When you waiting on them to break up but she post an ultrasound

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 28d

“ this is how it feels to chew 5 gum “

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · Oct 2

How l look at someone when they ask what I'm doing but they can clearly see what I'm doing..

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · Oct 2

Trying to stay calm when you're explaining something for the third time and they still don't get it.

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · Oct 2

My lawyer: Ok your honor, we'll take 25 years
Me:

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · Oct 2

How I look at the last two glazed donuts in the box..😅🤣🤷🏾‍♂️

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · Oct 2

When you finally beat your friend in Mario Kart but it was witha Blue Shell on the final lap…

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · Oct 2

“for the plot” i say as i actively ruin my life

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · Oct 1

How i jump into conclusions when i call her and she doesn't pick up..

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · Sep 30

I ain’t fumble no shortie; im toxic, she escaped..

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · Sep 30

Therapist: What do we say when we are mad?

Me: Gang Gang

Therapist: No.

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · Sep 29

When the top is mid at best but the vibes is cool 😎 🫠

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · Sep 29

How I be looking when ik im fcked up and im wondering how I’m making home

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · Sep 29

I may look normal but when I watch shows I mostly agree with the villains

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · Sep 29

And if I send you this ...your a bald headed lion ahh btch 🤣