Simon
@nappyboysimon.bsky.social
Nappy boy. Old enough to know better, unlikely to grow up.
When you wake up at 4am and your tummy grumbles, you make pushies...like a good boy 💩😇
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
When you wake up at 4am and your tummy grumbles, you make pushies...like a good boy 💩😇
☀️ By day: attending major international business events
🌙 By night: cringe, immature nappy boy realness
🌙 By night: cringe, immature nappy boy realness
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
☀️ By day: attending major international business events
🌙 By night: cringe, immature nappy boy realness
🌙 By night: cringe, immature nappy boy realness
I'm dressed...let's goooooooo!
July 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I'm dressed...let's goooooooo!
How your email finds me 🙃
June 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
How your email finds me 🙃
My mate clocked my waistband while I was making the sofa bed 🙃
May 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
My mate clocked my waistband while I was making the sofa bed 🙃
There's something about the combo of a wet nappy and colourful t-shirt that's just so toddler-coded. It's my favourite WFH fit 🍼
March 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
There's something about the combo of a wet nappy and colourful t-shirt that's just so toddler-coded. It's my favourite WFH fit 🍼
Sometimes it's liberating to be pantsed. People can see what a baby you really are 😅
January 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Sometimes it's liberating to be pantsed. People can see what a baby you really are 😅
Reposted by Simon
Your old roomie had fallen on hard times, and was crashing with you.
“A few days” turned to months
And slowly but surely, he had stopped applying for jobs, and started gaming and watching cartoons instead.
Until, eventually, you were on diaper duty.
What a man-child!
@nappyboysimon.bsky.social
“A few days” turned to months
And slowly but surely, he had stopped applying for jobs, and started gaming and watching cartoons instead.
Until, eventually, you were on diaper duty.
What a man-child!
@nappyboysimon.bsky.social
December 13, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Your old roomie had fallen on hard times, and was crashing with you.
“A few days” turned to months
And slowly but surely, he had stopped applying for jobs, and started gaming and watching cartoons instead.
Until, eventually, you were on diaper duty.
What a man-child!
@nappyboysimon.bsky.social
“A few days” turned to months
And slowly but surely, he had stopped applying for jobs, and started gaming and watching cartoons instead.
Until, eventually, you were on diaper duty.
What a man-child!
@nappyboysimon.bsky.social
POV: You've managed to shut the brat up, but how are you going to change his nappy? Let alone wrestle him into bed?
November 3, 2024 at 6:28 PM
POV: You've managed to shut the brat up, but how are you going to change his nappy? Let alone wrestle him into bed?
BDF always starts with the humiliating feeling of hefty huggies...
It reinforces that I'm a good boy who's still in nappies and who'll remain totally toddler-brained from beginning to end 💩😵💫🤤🫠
It reinforces that I'm a good boy who's still in nappies and who'll remain totally toddler-brained from beginning to end 💩😵💫🤤🫠
November 1, 2024 at 12:06 PM
BDF always starts with the humiliating feeling of hefty huggies...
It reinforces that I'm a good boy who's still in nappies and who'll remain totally toddler-brained from beginning to end 💩😵💫🤤🫠
It reinforces that I'm a good boy who's still in nappies and who'll remain totally toddler-brained from beginning to end 💩😵💫🤤🫠
Chef in (potty) training
January 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Chef in (potty) training
All the cool kids do tummy time 🍼
December 31, 2023 at 1:42 PM
All the cool kids do tummy time 🍼
I'm just a lil' baby bear cub
November 5, 2023 at 10:59 AM
I'm just a lil' baby bear cub
I really hope that the other people in my training seminar didn't know what was happening off camera 👀
October 7, 2023 at 3:46 PM
I really hope that the other people in my training seminar didn't know what was happening off camera 👀
I'm not the only one that has to wear thick nappies while working, right?
I'm not the only one that wets his nappy so much he has to sit on a changing mat, right?
No way that I'm the baby of the office! 👀
I'm not the only one that wets his nappy so much he has to sit on a changing mat, right?
No way that I'm the baby of the office! 👀
October 6, 2023 at 3:00 PM
I'm not the only one that has to wear thick nappies while working, right?
I'm not the only one that wets his nappy so much he has to sit on a changing mat, right?
No way that I'm the baby of the office! 👀
I'm not the only one that wets his nappy so much he has to sit on a changing mat, right?
No way that I'm the baby of the office! 👀