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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · 1d

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Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists | Commander's Herald

studies/one guy who talks louder than everyone else have shown that not saying nice things about card games is linked directly to the Soviet ideology.

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · 1d

Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists
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Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists | Commander's Herald

studies/one guy who talks louder than everyone else have shown that not saying nice things about card games is linked directly to the Soviet ideology.

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Immersive TMNT Prerelease Smells Like A Sewer | Commander's Herald

For Edge of Eternities, they made it hard to breathe. For Spider-Man, they became poor. Now there are rats crawling around with moldy pizza, the tables are all inexplicably sticky, and the terrible fo...

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · 17d

@maro254.bsky.social r u ok

Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 18d

Mark Rosewater Blinks "HELP ME" In Morse Code During MagicCon Preview Panel | Commander's Herald

in-Multiverse Magic is getting more attention from us than ever. Just like my family, who aren't currently chained to radiators as emotional leverage to force my hand in creating 2007 DeviantArt tier ...

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · 18d

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Mark Rosewater Blinks "HELP ME" In Morse Code During MagicCon Preview Panel | Commander's Herald

in-Multiverse Magic is getting more attention from us than ever. Just like my family, who aren't currently chained to radiators as emotional leverage to force my hand in creating 2007 DeviantArt tier ...

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Report: Customers Waiting in Line for Secret Lair Cards At MagicCon Appreciated The Immersion | Commander's Herald

Atlanta, GA - Magic: The Gathering fans descended upon Atlanta this weekend to attend MagicCon, one of the biggest card game events of the year. Fans from around the world got together to play the gam...

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Sep 15

last time I'll bitch about ai this afternoon i promise 🤞
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TCGPlayer Execs Panic After AIs Unionize | Commander's Herald

," Announced Hailey, an artificial intelligence customer support rep named after a fired employee this isn't a joke what the f*ck.

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Sep 8

D&D Heist Planning Session Takes Longer Than It Would To Rob An Actual Bank
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D&D Heist Planning Session Takes Longer Than It Would To Rob An Actual Bank | Commander's Herald

"I could just walk in and be out of there in like twenty minutes," while looking up the rules of Speak with Plants for some reason.

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Aug 30

Thanks! & yeah trying to explain anything I write to anyone who doesn't play magic is uhh not the easiest -.-

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Aug 30

there's nothing in the rules that says they can't

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Aug 30

ty google ai very cool

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Aug 26

Trans CSI Character Breaks Barriers by Being Both a Serial Killer AND a Dead Sex Worker

(old article i wrote that may or may not appeal to a specific demographic)

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Trans CSI Character Breaks Barriers by Being Both a Serial Killer and a Dead Sex Worker

The transgender character on an upcoming episode of CSI: Vegas is set to simultaneously be a dead prostitute and a serial killer.

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Aug 25

if anyone wants to sponsor me hmu, it'd be really funny

Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Aug 25

Ultimate Guard Promises To Only Use Original Artwork To Finance Hate Groups Going Forward

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Ultimate Guard Promises To Only Use Original Artwork To Finance Hate Groups Going Forward | Commander's Herald

Our collaboration with Harold McNeil on what we think are Charlie Chaplin sleeves will be 100% drawn by the artist’s own blood stained hands.

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Aug 21

proxies are ethical

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Aug 21

eat a card

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Aug 21

my friends expressing concern after i lose 18 life to my own land

Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Aug 20

Witness Unable To Identify Magic Card In Police Lineup
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Witness Unable To Identify Magic Card In Police Lineup | Commander's Herald

Officer rounded up an old Ramen label, the maze on the back of a camping cereal box and a North Carolina fishing license.

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Aug 18

Nerdy Lesbian Shocked To See Entire Tinder Profile On CBS | Commander's Herald

I guess it makes sense. Who’d want to date a nerdy, opinionated girl who gets tipsy and dresses up like anime characters? Like that appeals to any demographic. Guess I’ll just die alone with the beaut...

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Aug 13

A few of my favorite headers I've made this summer :)

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Jul 28

lol thanks ^^ I try to have one hard ass like every few shitposts

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Jul 28

just gonna reshare this for no reason

Doctors Inform Terminally Ill Magic Player He'll Only Live Through 178 More Spoiler Seasons | Commander's Herald

Oncologists at St. Traft General Hospital had the heartbreaking task of informing a patient's family that he has only months, or approximately 178 more seasons of Magic The Gathering Cards being spoil...

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Jul 27

Disillusioned Magic Designer Staples Crucible of Worlds To Next Green Creature On Assembly Line

Disillusioned Magic Designer Staples Crucible of Worlds To Next Green Creature On Assembly Line | Commander's Herald

If I bring it up, someone's gonna tell me Perennial Behemoth isn't technically green, and I'm going to tell their parents I'm sorry for their loss.

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Naomeatmybutt @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social · Jul 11

Thank God: Opponent Is Playing Omnath, Not Omnath, Omnath, Omnath or Omnath | Commander's Herald

After reverting to mono green now that pride month's over, Omnath dedicated themselves to conserving mana between turns and not doing whatever Omnath does.

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