Naomeatmybutt
@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social
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She/Her. I write silly stuff for Commander's Herald & Hard Drive! I also make all of the art for CH for some reason. https://linktr.ee/growboobsownnoobs
I don't have a communist flag nice try
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Naomeatmybutt
@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social
· Aug 30
Naomeatmybutt
@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social
· Aug 30
Naomeatmybutt
@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social
· Aug 25
Naomeatmybutt
@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social
· Aug 25
Ultimate Guard Promises To Only Use Original Artwork To Finance Hate Groups Going Forward | Commander's Herald
Our collaboration with Harold McNeil on what we think are Charlie Chaplin sleeves will be 100% drawn by the artist’s own blood stained hands.
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Naomeatmybutt
@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social
· Aug 21
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@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social
· Aug 21
Naomeatmybutt
@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social
· Aug 18
Nerdy Lesbian Shocked To See Entire Tinder Profile On CBS | Commander's Herald
I guess it makes sense. Who’d want to date a nerdy, opinionated girl who gets tipsy and dresses up like anime characters? Like that appeals to any demographic. Guess I’ll just die alone with the beaut...
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Naomeatmybutt
@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social
· Jul 28
Naomeatmybutt
@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social
· Jul 28
Doctors Inform Terminally Ill Magic Player He'll Only Live Through 178 More Spoiler Seasons | Commander's Herald
Oncologists at St. Traft General Hospital had the heartbreaking task of informing a patient's family that he has only months, or approximately 178 more seasons of Magic The Gathering Cards being spoil...
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Naomeatmybutt
@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social
· Jul 27
Disillusioned Magic Designer Staples Crucible of Worlds To Next Green Creature On Assembly Line | Commander's Herald
If I bring it up, someone's gonna tell me Perennial Behemoth isn't technically green, and I'm going to tell their parents I'm sorry for their loss.
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Naomeatmybutt
@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social
· Jul 11
Thank God: Opponent Is Playing Omnath, Not Omnath, Omnath, Omnath or Omnath | Commander's Herald
After reverting to mono green now that pride month's over, Omnath dedicated themselves to conserving mana between turns and not doing whatever Omnath does.
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