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@nakedgator.bsky.social

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30, he/they. Dan's porn blog, where I can post horny stuff without an ounce of guilt or concern. Kinks include #ENF (and it's variants), #briefs, and #omorashi. Probably more! Obviously, don't come here if you're underage or don't want to see weird porn

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🔞 Hey, that guy's naked! Let's all point and laugh! 🔞 @nakedgator.bsky.social · Nov 3

TAG MASTERPOST

Check out what you want to see, mute what you don't!

CHARACTERS:
#Mel
#Gret
#Juno

KINKS AND FETISHES:
#briefs
#ENF (I use this one kind of generically)
#ENM (For if you specifically want to see dudes)
#EUM
#EUF
#sweat
#omorashi

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Sapph @sapphys.bsky.social · 3d

LOSE THE TOWEL NERD !!

#sapphstuff #furryart #oc

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🔞 Hey, that guy's naked! Let's all point and laugh! 🔞 @nakedgator.bsky.social · 2d

I think one of the most annoying variants of this I experienced was the initial wave of porn of Sasha Animal Crossing, where everyone had to get their cissexism on before giving him whatever parts they wanted.

🔞 Hey, that guy's naked! Let's all point and laugh! 🔞 @nakedgator.bsky.social · 2d

I think one of the most annoying types of rule 34 porn I see is a flat-chested character revealing they have HUGE boobs. Like I fuckin' get it, people like boobs, I don't really care about boobs so it just feels like an appeal to the horny majority.

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twist @ BLFC @twist.dog · 4d

so much bear to dig into

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Xing🔞 @xing.bsky.social · Aug 11

Quickie scalie

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Xintro🍁 @xintro.bsky.social · Apr 29

Happy Valentines Day from one love bug to another (Lurantis) 🤍💗 (yes I know it's late as hell lol)

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NGHTMRE @nghtmreart.bsky.social · 3d

commission for @remanedur.bsky.social

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Aydahar🐲🐍🔞 Commission open @aydaharart.bsky.social · Dec 4

Rivet got hot on this day

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🔞 Hey, that guy's naked! Let's all point and laugh! 🔞 @nakedgator.bsky.social · 3d

Kinktober 2025 Bingo Prompt #9: Free Space

Vanilla vaginal sex! Albeit between two weird little creature people in a position I really like!

This required a lot of anatomical study and I think it's better for it. I'm really happy with how this turned out.

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BMBrigand @bmbrigand.bsky.social · 3d

September Patron sketch for @tweakthekobold.bsky.social

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🔞 Hey, that guy's naked! Let's all point and laugh! 🔞 @nakedgator.bsky.social · 3d

Kinktober Bingo Prompt #8: Natural

Marn Gyuf and Colric rejuvenate in the natural springs of Clearmelt, said to have medicinal properties.

This was a fun experiment. I took a screenshot of the game environment and applied some mild shading to sell the image of bathing.

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Nerdy otter puppy @droopysweety.bsky.social · 9d

See? I told you that lucario was a dork! Even has their chest spike keeping that wedgie nice and deep >:3c

Thank you @nsfwsideacc.bsky.social!! For suggesting lucario! It is wild that he hasn’t been suggested yet.

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Lord Reptilian @iguanasarecool.bsky.social · 4d

I love this Boo a lot.

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Task 🔞 @minusculetask.bsky.social · 9d

Commission for fluffyhoneybug!! Thank you!

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Kickin’ (blue version) @kickingkeldeo.bsky.social · Jul 11

Rocket is still getting used to his new look

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Schmutzo @schmutzo.bsky.social · Sep 2

🐀 x 🐁
Part 3

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Schmutzo @schmutzo.bsky.social · Sep 4

🐀 x 🐁
Part 5

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Naughty Kvasir @bluestarch.bsky.social · 7d

Kvasir double-knotted the drawstring on his shorts and now he's paying for it by soaking his shorts at the urinal.

Art by spikedcollar on FA! Really pleased with this commission :3

#nsfw #pee #wetting #omorashi

Kvasir, a blue and grey wolf, is wearing gym clothes and glasses and is currently peeing his shorts while standing at the urinal. He's standing knock-kneed while desperately trying to untie the knotted drawstring of his shorts, to no avail as pee soaks the front of his shorts and drips down his legs, forming a puddle at his paws.

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🔞 Hey, that guy's naked! Let's all point and laugh! 🔞 @nakedgator.bsky.social · 5d

Kinktober Bingo 2025 Prompt #7: Teach

It's very difficult to pay attention to a lecture on The Lore when you're focusing on not pissing yourself.

#omorashi

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🔞🕷️𝕶𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊🕷️🔞 @coffinpaws.bsky.social · 10d

🔞PEE🔞
Sketch page for @punkhazardous.bsky.social

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ADGambiPanic @adgambicrisis.bsky.social · 5d

commission for @nakedgator.bsky.social

Kei, naked selling an overpriced Tanuki statue and advertising it with his naked body.

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niko oneshot but they’re duen @riolu.gay · 5d

hello again gamers

temporarily reactivating because i am in desperate need of legal advice for a weird housing situation

my previous landlord has not only withheld my security deposit, but sent me a bill for nearly $2500 in "damages"

the previous apartment was in Medford, MA. i am in Somerville

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AfterdarkReaper 🔞 [COMMISSIONS OPEN] @afterdarkreaper.bsky.social · 6d

cw piss/omorashi
Kinktober day 9: Desperate/Public
He can still make it home if he believes really really hard-

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Dinky @dinkden.bsky.social · 5d

Kinktober // 10 // pain
for @nakedgator.bsky.social

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Sherlu🔞 @sherlu.bsky.social · 12d

Rocket showing the big guns
ych commission for @chaoticbeat.bsky.social
#rocketraccoon #marvelrivals #marvel

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