☞ Count Skankula.
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My name is actually................ Count Skankula. I was just using the name Mettaton to commit mail fraud.
Why, it does... how cute! Have you got bugs inside you, too?
Sometimes, he eats them. But he makes sure they have a good life
Don't worry about them. They're jealous
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I just worrye about thine safety, somewhat…ishe.

@tv-time, doeth stay safe!
Oooh, I've got one. Wanna see?
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Thou NEED to beeth careful, Ant. Thou couldst be at highe riske duest to thine, erm, High-ishe status. PRITHEE be safe, everyone in or aroundst TVe World, & prithee REPOSTE this to get it to the “movie stars” in TV Worlde.
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There ist a Gang war in TV Worlde. The 1st gange toe gettest to A Hundredst killst, gets to taketh over that part of the Citye.
By the way is it okay if i ate some of the lippies they gave you for this sponsorship. I was dehydrated