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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 2d

I heard of this thing called "frottage" maybe check it out!

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 2d

he's so popular he's even got imitators
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[Honglaowai Reupload] 第N弹之各种模仿

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 2d

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[Honglaowai Reupload]《止战之殇》

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 2d

that's really good too, I hope you can engage lots in your hobby

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 2d

I have huge muscles period.

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 3d

iso opium malatang in the city

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 5d

maybe we can hang out and chop vegetables sometime

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venus @ddr4thmix.bsky.social · 6d

faggot.

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 5d

how are your knife skills? mine are only okay but I think there are a few things about like, hand position and whatnot that help. and speed also comes with just cutting a lot of things up over time

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 6d

I am available to accept deliveries anytime

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 6d

well bring them to my home please!!

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 6d

yeah, some muscles would be great if u could pick those up tyvm

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 6d

friends who are psychotic and delusional <3

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 6d

friends who have psychosis <3

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 7d

it's everything to me when friends I've known for months tell me they don't actually know my pronouns

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 8d

having stress dreams about missing work meetings and quitting my job. maybe this is a sign to quit my job

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 8d

being awake will fix me

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 8d

all good, I'll see you soon enough! hope u can make good progress tonight

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 8d

ily I'll see u another time <3

min @mzznn.bsky.social · 9d

does anyone want to have sex that only I enjoy

@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 9d

Sometimes I envy straight people. Sex must be so easy if only one of you has to like it

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 9d

if u missed me come to mama's tonight

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 9d

starting off the fibonacci sequence with my weisswurst gets to charm and delight the server

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 9d

thank u it's hard work but I gotta stay true to my own sense of comedy

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min @mzznn.bsky.social · 10d

if someone cracks a joke and I don't think it's good I cannot physically bring myself to smile at it, let alone pretend to laugh

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olivia @basichumanlefts.bsky.social · 10d

there should be more victims of communism

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