Vella
@mzvxb.bsky.social
Blackity BLACK 47 years young woman (she/her), L.A. native, with tons of layers, a heart of gold, fierce roots and a knack for sarcasm that rivals the best. Hoping for a genuine belly laugh soon. Will keep you updated. 🙋🏾♀️ UPDATE: Got my belly laugh!
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Etsy, all I need is the sage bundles and Palo santo sticks. What are these petals wrapped around everything? Hmmm..
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Etsy, all I need is the sage bundles and Palo santo sticks. What are these petals wrapped around everything? Hmmm..
Whoooo Kilauea is cuttin up…!
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Whoooo Kilauea is cuttin up…!
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Money is meant to be spent.
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Money is meant to be spent.
Raising elderly parents: In the gc our neighbor asked for footage of an incident from one of our house cams.
I’m busy
My mom asks me how to grab the footage. I VAGUELY explain to her. Do you know she was able to grab that footage?
Ask her to toss old bottles of salad dressing, she hears NOTHING.
I’m busy
My mom asks me how to grab the footage. I VAGUELY explain to her. Do you know she was able to grab that footage?
Ask her to toss old bottles of salad dressing, she hears NOTHING.
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Raising elderly parents: In the gc our neighbor asked for footage of an incident from one of our house cams.
I’m busy
My mom asks me how to grab the footage. I VAGUELY explain to her. Do you know she was able to grab that footage?
Ask her to toss old bottles of salad dressing, she hears NOTHING.
I’m busy
My mom asks me how to grab the footage. I VAGUELY explain to her. Do you know she was able to grab that footage?
Ask her to toss old bottles of salad dressing, she hears NOTHING.
Ugh! Was dreaming about huge waves swallowing people up and they just wouldn’t stay out the water.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ugh! Was dreaming about huge waves swallowing people up and they just wouldn’t stay out the water.
I dont mind. They may be in trouble and need a safe space for a bit.
Is anyone allowed to show up at your house unannounced?
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I dont mind. They may be in trouble and need a safe space for a bit.
Oh how I hate being called “hun”. “Hun” 🤪 ….ugh!!! 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Oh how I hate being called “hun”. “Hun” 🤪 ….ugh!!! 🙄
I knew these TJ hash browns patties were going to be good… 😫😫
a woman is sitting in a chair with her arms outstretched on a stage .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair with her arms outstretched on a stage .
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December 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I knew these TJ hash browns patties were going to be good… 😫😫
Yes. They’ll marry them, too.
Do men often date women they don’t like?
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Yes. They’ll marry them, too.
“Parmesan house ranch, I’m ready to dress..”
Bae by O.T. Genasis on Apple Music
Song · 2018 · Duration 2:36
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December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“Parmesan house ranch, I’m ready to dress..”
Truth. All day.
17. Truth or Love?
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Truth. All day.
Just stay outta Hawthorne on the 19th. These mufuccaz, man. 😂
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Just stay outta Hawthorne on the 19th. These mufuccaz, man. 😂
🥹 The man at work that ‘keeps to himself and doesn’t really talk to people’ just told me he’s watching a new show on HBOMAX and he’s seeing a young lady. My heart!!
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
🥹 The man at work that ‘keeps to himself and doesn’t really talk to people’ just told me he’s watching a new show on HBOMAX and he’s seeing a young lady. My heart!!
Found another freckle on my face.. so curte!!!
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Found another freckle on my face.. so curte!!!
Thank goodness my “Music Replay” wasn’t affected by that bad patch.
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Thank goodness my “Music Replay” wasn’t affected by that bad patch.
Yikes! Suddenly want a Frosty from Wendy’s.
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yikes! Suddenly want a Frosty from Wendy’s.
Being on your . it’s like Flownisha said “here, take this random ass body and do something with it for a week.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Being on your . it’s like Flownisha said “here, take this random ass body and do something with it for a week.”
“Please gimme the menu”
“Menyu juseyu “
“Menyu juseyu “
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“Please gimme the menu”
“Menyu juseyu “
“Menyu juseyu “
Can peace and boring be gifts?
Also little baking and cooking doodads.
Also little baking and cooking doodads.
7. At your age, what is the perfect gift?
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Can peace and boring be gifts?
Also little baking and cooking doodads.
Also little baking and cooking doodads.
Beautiful. The homegirl. Saw her at The Strand House not too long ago. When she left , she got into the most regular degular car. Love her and her strength.
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Beautiful. The homegirl. Saw her at The Strand House not too long ago. When she left , she got into the most regular degular car. Love her and her strength.