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The @myzo.bsky.social · 36m

goodday blueskylers

The @myzo.bsky.social · Sep 20

why do i lowkey always tweak when someone is yelling i dont even have trauma bro 😭

The @myzo.bsky.social · Sep 20

i dont even care anymore

The @myzo.bsky.social · Mar 15

unglad to announce that i'll be inactive here and wont be returning (probably)

The @myzo.bsky.social · Jan 20

me: *reads a post*
me: :|
me: *reads a comment under the post saying "why is this so funny?"
me: LMFAO FR

The @myzo.bsky.social · Jan 20

at least german makes fucking sense (most of the time) (ignore the articles, theyre the black sheep of our family, the rowdy teenagers, we dont like them either because we dont understand them, just like you) but like we just stack words together and you find that weird? you dont even have rules

The @myzo.bsky.social · Jan 20

like tell me one more time that german is scary and i'll throw an english dictionary at you and the mental pain of seeing those darned spellings will hurt more than the physical pain of having a book thrown at your head

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The @myzo.bsky.social · Jan 20

business. fucking BUSINESS??? BU SI??? i mean i'd accept buisness because at least then the worst part would be that the u is silent but... business...... its just wrong.... how... why....... im scared of languages sometimes

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The @myzo.bsky.social · Jan 11

I am both the jester and the king. or in other words, i laugh at my own jokes

The @myzo.bsky.social · Jan 10

there was a period of time where i thought air fryer was just a meme in the internet because you cant fucking fry air

The @myzo.bsky.social · Jan 2

i listened to 15 songs at the same time and i think part of me ascended and the rest died

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The @myzo.bsky.social · Jan 1

well, happy 2025, i wish the best to you all

The @myzo.bsky.social · Dec 31

just for your info, im not even in the spiderman fandom thingy, i know like nothing abt anything

The @myzo.bsky.social · Dec 31

honestly whats up with bad spiderman costumes. i've seen so many. have i ever seen a weird batman costume? not a single time. when i was younger, i started a fucking collection of cursed spiderman pictures, and i think i might do it again

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The @myzo.bsky.social · Dec 31

insects are amazing

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The @myzo.bsky.social · Dec 28

amazing

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The @myzo.bsky.social · Dec 27

very random fun fact my grandma doesnt dislike cotards solution by will wood

The @myzo.bsky.social · Dec 27

i keep forgetting that those crafter things in minecraft are actually a thing. like, yes, that happend. i had to open minecraft to check if theyre real. what the fuck

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The @myzo.bsky.social · Dec 27

insect appreciation tweet!!?

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The @myzo.bsky.social · Dec 22

me: i wish people would be more direct about things

also me: *has literally never been direct in their entire life*

The @myzo.bsky.social · Dec 22

turns out i also shouldnt sing too deep for my range or wtv its called

The @myzo.bsky.social · Dec 22

i did it again (my throat hurts) (i think i woke up my parents) (its 6 am currently) (yes i forgot to sleep) (my parents room is right next to mine so they heard me sing i will die of embarassment now)

The @myzo.bsky.social · Dec 21

turns out singing very loud songs while having a cold isnt the greatest idea but we all make mistakes so its okay so i will do it again

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The @myzo.bsky.social · Dec 18

its a gamble, really. sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt, and there are no clear patterns :(

The @myzo.bsky.social · Dec 18

i hate it when i listen to a song to get it unstuck from my brain only for it to get MORE STUCK

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