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The Wizard of Waterdeep

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The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · Mar 1

"Seek, and you shall find me~"

A very polite wizard with gifted child burnout syndrome.

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The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 1d

"I doubt that's going to be believed but I appreciate the sentiment."

In spite of not having the best knees he just plops right down on the hard ground, leaning his head back against a tree.

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 1d

One should always appreciate well-read, eloquent company. Especially these days.

You're a conversation partner in rather short supply, amidst goblin camps, the Underdark and lands cursed with shadow.

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking happens to be what it's best at anyhow.

Glad to see we haven't offended you - at least not enough to prevent a return visit.

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 1d

/"If you'd be so kind."/

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 1d

"I'd rather all parties kept their hands to themselves."

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 2d

Ah, there's our charming devil.

I can't help but become somewhat concerned when you've been silent for too long.

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raphael. @hasitslaws.bsky.social · 2d

[BIGGEST YAWN TO DISRUPT EVERYONE.]

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The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 2d

"Hmph."

Not when they've started scaling yet another fucking wall. All his breath once again goes into grunting and gasping as he struggles his way up.

He doubles over himself when they reach the top, chest heaving. "Is this...all because...you want me... To shut up?"

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 2d

>> I've been asked to follow along on for this particular day."

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 2d

A quiet huff of indignation.

"What you call 'neglect of the body' I call 'nurturing the mind'. I'm in just fine shape for a brisk trot around the city, or even carrying armfuls of books back and forth across the length of a wizard's library. That's still a far cry from the rather demanding hike >>

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olwen @underworldflower.bsky.social · 2d

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The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 2d

>> forward at full speed.

No one even seems remotely winded.

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 2d

Gods. Why does Tav choose him to come along for the most physically demanding parts of the journey?

He's lost count of how many walls they've had to climb, chasms they've had to jump...

At this point it's all he can do to try and keep his wheezing volume down as everyone continues to march >>

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · Sep 4

Trailing at the back of the party as usual. He gives a quiet, subtle yawn - he's never been one for physical activity and it feels like they've been walking for hours without rest.

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 4d

[he is, uncharacteristically, at a loss for words for awhile, just staring at the body]

[he closes his eyes and takes a slow breath]

I believe you.

But you'll forgive me if I keep my distance.

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 5d

You 'barely know'? What-

[He drags a hand through his hair, staring at the mutilated body]

...Mystra have mercy...

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UnocornKiwi ✨ @unocornkiwi.bsky.social · Nov 18

"Tsk, you should be more cautious with what you drink, Mr. Dekarios. And choose more reliable companions."
#GaleDekarios #galeofwaterdeep #EnverGortash #Gortash #BaldursGate3
lord gortash found himself new entertainment as i see

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The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 5d

This is not the time to be *coy*, Olwen! That poor girl did nothing to deserve this!

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 5d

//coughs okay but what if Minthara at the goblin camp ended up interrogating this obnoxious human wizard that was surprisingly durable and annoyingly charming

runs away

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 5d

What /happened?!/

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 5d

What in gods' names -?!

olwen @menphinasscorn.bsky.social · 5d

ruh roh

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 5d

Oh, a Selûne's Tear! Those are an invaluable spell component! When burned it allows the summoning of a ghost.

It was named such due to th-

[And he goes on for awhile]

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 5d

'Practical' would be another way to phrase it.

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 6d

[he smiles, briefly holding up his pointer finger]

A fellow pragmatic. You understand.

The Wizard of Waterdeep @mystrasfool.bsky.social · 6d

There seems to be very little point in mastering the Weave, and it's myriad of uses, without any desire to make oneself of service.

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Tulip Liatra @tuliparanger.bsky.social · 7d

Now that i think about it… Cole sounds like my Dog.

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