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@mydogisajerk.bsky.social

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PNW resident, infosec drone, trailmonger, retired rugger. Nap enthusiast. Photography too. Made of titanium*. (*less than 1% by weight)

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Glenn A. Bruce @glennardenbruce.bsky.social · 8h

Well, they don't actually do this anymore. But BACK IN THE DAY!

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no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 2h

I'm guessing the majority of the defense budget would be dedicated to covert operations

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 3h

I saw a post earlier today:

'Roses are red
'Laughter is hearty
...'

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 3h

I'm guessing Subway appreciates this publicity much more than the Fogle drama

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 4h

I have as much interest in this as I do about who gets the most parking tickets in the Houston area.

I live in WA.

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 4h

Usually I would use a throw-away line like 'you're having too much fun with this' but in this case I encourage you to continue.

This 'case'.

Get it?

Whatever.

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 5h

For many years I have nurtured my contempt for Dick Cheney, knowing full well he was completely deserving of it. My disgust for the MAGA movement pales in comparison to my repulsion at all things Cheney. I cannot speak his name without retching.

I am an amateur in your presence.

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 6h

Excuse me but you're disrupting the narrative

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 6h

This is fake news. If it had been accurate there would be several hundred New Yorkers behind the vehicle pushing it.

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 8h

Killing puppies was just not getting the traction they thought it would

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 8h

But lying is the only thing Mike Johnson knows how to do. Can't clip those wings.

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 8h

Since the Democrats had sweeping victories across the board yesterday, it's time for all major media outlets to ask every Republican within earshot how this signals bad news for the Democrats

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 8h

The news needs to be Wattered down before it's suitable for the MAGA crowd

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 12h

Don't push it! The poop will squirt out.

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no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 12h

Carry some Kool Aid when you do for dramatic effect

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 17h

I hear he's an ankle biter too

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 20h

Sorry but that dog was offsides

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 21h

If anyone looks at your bag too closely make sure to give them a warning growl

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 22h

SHOTGUN

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 1d

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 1d

Dick Cheney died doing what he loved most- ending a human life

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no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 1d

OMG mustard gas, that agent was in obvious peril

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 1d

I certainly would, looks like he's having a lot of fun

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 1d

Fogging machine? That looks more like a transmogrifier to me.

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 1d

This is not good news, but to be honest I didn't realize she was still alive. Just an amazing voice. 'Sunrise' always gets me.