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Andy

@mycocrates.bsky.social

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Millennial from Cleveland 🇺🇸 Chef 🍄 Nerd 🍄 ADHD Dad of two awesome kids MDNI

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Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Apr 4

How about a new #promosky
I'm Andy, millennial miscreant and do-daring dad.
- parenting
- interesting words
- whining about current events
- comics
- Nintendo
- 90s/00s nostalgia
- star trek 🖖
- WWE
- fantasy
- books
- roleplaying
- music
- cooking
- chef stuff
- You just lost the Game.

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Jul 24

Maybe we can get Shawn Michaels to oversell the funeral. #hulkhogan

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Jul 23

It's like the Browns got taken over by the UPS... Oh wait, UPS can actually reliably deliver on Sundays.
#browns #nfl

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Jul 23

And it's sponsored by dudewipes, because of course you'd need to clean up a turd with over priced wipes. #browns #nfl

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Jul 23

Brown on Brown is like crap on turds which is the septic dumpster fire that I can expect from this franchise. #browns #nfl

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Jul 23

The Browns should never be affiliated with the term "alpha" . Ever. If they are anything they should be "nu" as in "nuuuuuu I don't want to watch the Cleveland browns blow another season. #browns #nfl

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Jul 23

Let me just say that I have some feelings regarding these uniforms #clevelandbrowns and I'm going to just put it out there.

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · May 22

Raise your hand if you've been caught in public playing air guitar #bluesky

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · May 12

And while I'm the topic of your shit HR software. If I can't simply import my resume -- I'm not bothering to apply. You have any idea how irritating it is to apply for jobs when all you have is a cell phone? It's absolutely insane!

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · May 11

My son, playing Minecraft: I'm trying to light the beacon ...
Me, across the house: GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!
Wife, in the kitchen: AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER!
#parenting #minecraft #lotr

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · May 10

#grief hits all of us kind of hard. I realized that it's mother's day tomorrow and I was about to call my mom to wish her a happy mother's day .... Only to realize that I can't.

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · May 5

Mars Attacks? He had two roles!

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · May 4

So I've been #writing again. Usually when I write it's to get a feeling, a sentiment out of my system that I can't really express directly without feeling misunderstood.

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · May 4

In a Royal Rumble? So 30 come in one at a time? The thing is the biggest, baddest, and strongest don't always *win* the royal rumble, they usually get eliminated halfway through 😆.

My vote goes to Odin

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · May 2

Happy International Tuba Day #tuba #tubist

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · May 1

crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people

ALT: crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people

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Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Apr 30

If you're working at a lab in a multi-building hospital and you put instructions on MyChart, please put which building and which parking lot to use in the instructions . I hate it when I pull up to the main campus and I find out I was supposed to go to Building D, east entrance and wind up late.

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Apr 30

When a hiring manager asks me what my strengths are, I can confidently say, "I can manage teenagers."

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Apr 29

"Measure twice, cut once." doesn't take into account ADHD.
It should be "Measure once, cut twice, return to store, wind up at the bar, measure twice, cut twice, slap forehead, return to store, have Bill in Lumber just cut the thing for you, return home, forget project, come back to it next year"

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Apr 28

#browns #nfl I'm going to say it. The only reason that Jax Ulbrich's prank phone call is STILL in the news cycle is probably because Shadeur/Deion Sanders is trying to spin that story and not how Shadeur had to wait till night 5 to get drafted to the worst team in the NFL.

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Apr 27

I want to cosplay this with my sons for Halloween. #parenting

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Apr 26

"Hey there's this college quarterback that is the son of Deion Sanders."
"Yeah but he's kinda average and overrated"
"Sounds interesting, any issues?"
"He's even more of an arrogant piss than his dad."
"It's cool, every reputable team is avoiding drafting him."
Browns: shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

Browns draft Shedeur Sanders

Cleveland now has five QBs on the depth chart.

www.nbcsports.com

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Apr 26

Deathatalker III was another good one

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Apr 26

a man with a tattoo on his chest is surrounded by lightning and smoke

ALT: a man with a tattoo on his chest is surrounded by lightning and smoke

media.tenor.com

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Apr 26

Andy @mycocrates.bsky.social · Apr 25

I don't play drums. But Drumeo is my favorite YouTube channel.

John Stamos Hears Papa Roach For The First Time

YouTube video by Drumeo