Mason Veilleux
@mveilleux.com
Econometrician working the data engineering mines. Born-again Bayesian.
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The average stovetop burger paddy is better than the grilled paddy. No lies.
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The average stovetop burger paddy is better than the grilled paddy. No lies.
I ran a load of laundry on sanitize and ruined “the cozy clothes” and now I think my wife wants me to commit seppuku?
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I ran a load of laundry on sanitize and ruined “the cozy clothes” and now I think my wife wants me to commit seppuku?
The airport vehicles yearn for the streets.
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The airport vehicles yearn for the streets.
Imagine a front end that also asks you to enter your email whenever you make an edit.
October 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Imagine a front end that also asks you to enter your email whenever you make an edit.
JavaScript is the backend of my frontend
October 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
JavaScript is the backend of my frontend
PowerBI is the only front end you need actually.
October 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
PowerBI is the only front end you need actually.
Is anyone going to re-create 538? I’m surprised there hasn’t been anyone willing to fill that gap.
September 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Is anyone going to re-create 538? I’m surprised there hasn’t been anyone willing to fill that gap.
At the point in life where I get that shellshock glaze whenever I hear a baby cry.
September 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
At the point in life where I get that shellshock glaze whenever I hear a baby cry.
I welcome everyone aboard the “Baker Mayfield is elite train”
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I welcome everyone aboard the “Baker Mayfield is elite train”
I just learned Jerry Rice was 42 when he retired. I still got time.
September 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I just learned Jerry Rice was 42 when he retired. I still got time.
Beware of the slippery slope of political philosophy obsession. It leads you straight to machine go brrrr
September 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Beware of the slippery slope of political philosophy obsession. It leads you straight to machine go brrrr
Nothing worse than someone thinking they built the thing from consuming the thing.
September 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Nothing worse than someone thinking they built the thing from consuming the thing.
You think you can hear the screams of tables being dropped? I do.
September 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You think you can hear the screams of tables being dropped? I do.
Do you think God used git management?
git checkout -b feature-more-beetles
git checkout -b feature-more-beetles
September 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Do you think God used git management?
git checkout -b feature-more-beetles
git checkout -b feature-more-beetles
She pat on my rick till I mahomes
September 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
She pat on my rick till I mahomes
When I watch football, support both teams. I love the game. But it means I have to direct my hate towards something else. And that something else is a Tony Romo broadcast.
September 2, 2025 at 7:23 AM
When I watch football, support both teams. I love the game. But it means I have to direct my hate towards something else. And that something else is a Tony Romo broadcast.
In Alaska, you are assigned a buddy who tells you to go to the airport to pick up your yearly supply of salmon.
September 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
In Alaska, you are assigned a buddy who tells you to go to the airport to pick up your yearly supply of salmon.
Legacy database = freak house
August 29, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Legacy database = freak house
Millions of dollars going into AI data analytics tooling when all you need is a better SQL IDE.
August 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Millions of dollars going into AI data analytics tooling when all you need is a better SQL IDE.
Arch Linux users DDoSing AUR for two straight weeks because it’ll reduce the social value of saying “ I use Arch btw”.
August 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Arch Linux users DDoSing AUR for two straight weeks because it’ll reduce the social value of saying “ I use Arch btw”.
My mind is telling me to fix that little UI bug in PowerBI, but my body is telling me to re-write the semantic layer in Golang.
August 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My mind is telling me to fix that little UI bug in PowerBI, but my body is telling me to re-write the semantic layer in Golang.
Watching Bennie Blanco clips about how he says he is terrible at instruments, barely knew the mixing software, and he’s just like “yeah then I wrote literally every top hit from 2010-2018”
August 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Watching Bennie Blanco clips about how he says he is terrible at instruments, barely knew the mixing software, and he’s just like “yeah then I wrote literally every top hit from 2010-2018”
What they say about Arch Linux users is actually true lmao
August 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
What they say about Arch Linux users is actually true lmao
I think I just re-invented dbt
August 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I think I just re-invented dbt