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Mutton the Dragon
@muttonthedragon.bsky.social
32, bi🩷💜💙, fuzzy dragon, and ridiculously tired all the freaking time. Twitch http://m.twitch.tv/muttonchopgamer
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Some people shit post.

Other people post shit.

I like to think I walk that line every day.
If you beat Z-A, what was your squad going into the end game?

Kobold, StopDownlodn, Buffet, Joy, Big Mama, and Titania are how we got through the debris to find the doggo.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So I checked out the leak for the Z-A DLC.

Is it a spoiler to say I’m sad something isn’t in the game?
a pokemon with a long tail is standing in a field
Alt: a pokemon with a long tail is standing in a field
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November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Well... That last side quest we did was depressing... But we 100%'d all the wild zones!

Now I just need to find someone to do trade evolutions with for the rest of the non-legendary PokéDex, and when I get that Shiny Charm?

We're gonna be streaming hunts for Shiny Alpha Dratini.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Streams might be scarce this week, based on work deadlines, so let's stream while we can!
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MuttonTheDragon - Twitch
Starting the Post-Game
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November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I haven't been caught up on modern Yu-Gi-Oh, but is it basically ancient aliens now?

Like, OG show was about ancient Egyptian magic, but it turns out the monsters from the game actually came from space and that cards humans make get sent into space to become monsters, too?
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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The ACLU petition still hasn't reached it's signature goal? WHAT? That needs to change now. 200k signatures is nothing, let's GET IT. AT LEAST!
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy.
Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.
action.aclu.org
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Went to an aquarium to try to clear my head.

I'll be real, I could have stayed in that glass tube with sharks going around me all day if it weren't for the noise.

Not from the sharks.

But from the dozens of big Utah families all going to the aquarium at the same time.
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Today, I try to actually beat Z-A's story.

We start with a promotion match, which should lead us into the endgame

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Just being a dummy playing games
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November 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The stream is happening today.

I just need a little time to decompress after work.
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
D&D item idea: Icky Potion of Healing

Like medicine, I like to believe Potions if Healing can have pleasant flavors based on who makes it.

The Icky Potion of Healing will be twice as good as a regular potion of healing, but you have to make a constitution save to drink it without spitting it out
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I feel like there’s a joke somewhere about “if you don’t get straight A’s, you’ll be stuck making minimum wage at Bed, Bath, and B minus,” but I’m too tired to be funny or clever
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
That reminds me.

I need to save money to commission an artist to draw me in one of those toy cars like Angelica had in Rugrats.

Not lewd, just getting food at the drive thru
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We didn’t get as far as I wanted in Legends Z-A, but I am loving the lore drops we’re getting.

We even managed to get a Metagross, making our PokéDex count 209!
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@lanipator.bsky.social new TFS plays when?

You gotta play the Dragon Cube Z DLC!
Battle as your favorite Dragon Ball Z character in this explosive Minecraft DLC, now available on #NintendoSwitch! Master iconic moves, battle in iconic arenas, and see who dominates the battlefield.

💥 Play now: ninten.do/6016tGI0u
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
We're live with more Pokémon! If we can't beat the story, then maybe I can at least get a new psychic on the team to handle Poison types...

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MuttonTheDragon - Twitch
Just being a dummy playing games
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November 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
StreamLabs is being a butt.

Soon as I figure out WTF is going on, I’ll be live.
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What if three kobold siblings: Billiam, Bobert, and Dickard.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If you’re eligible to vote in the US and you haven’t yet, you might want to get on that.

If politicians on the local level are enough to start scaring establishment politicians, imagine if every city had a mayor willing to fight for its people.
November 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When mental health is bad, it’s spaghetti time.
November 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It’s true I suffered my first defeat in the final battle of Restraunt Le Wow, but we got a random shiny Kangaskhan. I need to make a good name for her, though…

Thank you @isabae.bsky.social for the raid and for joining the raid on @goofballdoggottv.bsky.social!
November 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
delayed by a little mental health episode, but let's just play some Pokémon
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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November 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Streaming as soon as I can make my PC work.

Something about my Vtuber software is fucking up
November 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
… someone in the Pokémon company knows what freaks want with life-sized Gardevoir plush.

See, at first I was confused why there was no cardboard tag, like other official plushies.

Later, I was trying to move the folds of the dress.

The tag is under the skirt, right next to the bead-filled butt.
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Funnily enough, the fact that Paul here is getting dog piled for not understanding what “Torment Nexus” is supposed to mean supports his argument.

Because he’s just gonna say that us calling him out on that shit is a “torment nexus.”
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Alrighty, Bejeweled 3 wasn't cooperating with Windows 11, so let's do some Chuzzle isntead!

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MuttonTheDragon - Twitch
Just being a dummy playing games
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October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM