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constable chungus and the mystery of the hidden riddle puzzle @rhizome9.bsky.social · 3d

#UniversalBasicGuys. FUN EPISODE. i like tammy lore and, its really funny when episodes just become bullshit eventually. like from the previews i was like “fun relaxing tammy family drama” and like, slightly true but oh my god

constable chungus and the mystery of the hidden riddle puzzle @rhizome9.bsky.social · 3d

new universal basic guys SOON. beach episode time HELL YEAH

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · 19d

I officially nominate Donald J Trump for the Mengele Depravity Prize.

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constable chungus and the mystery of the hidden riddle puzzle @rhizome9.bsky.social · 24d

#UNIVERSALBASICGUYS SUCH A GOOD EPISODE. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE

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constable chungus and the mystery of the hidden riddle puzzle @rhizome9.bsky.social · 24d

#UniversalBasicGuys new episode todayyyyyy and thus i must promo the server once again

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · 24d

New episode of Universal Basic Guys tonight at 8:30 on FOX!

Trent Portal pulls a card from Mark Hoagies’ mouth

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 29d

Just gonna keep tapping the sign*

*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 28

Watch the season 2 of Universal Basic Guys season premiere tonight at 8:30p PT!

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Animation Domination @anidom.bsky.social · Sep 28

season premiere night is here 😎

watch new episodes of #TheSimpsons, #universalbasicguys, #bobsburgers and #krapopolis TONIGHT starting at 8/7c on
foxtv! streaming next day on hulu.

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 27

There will come a time when the MAGA regime will fall, and all the ghoulish sycophants who participated in the crimes of this regime will be held to justice. When that time comes, I hope all of the money Trump grifted off the presidency will be given to the families victimized of ICE

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 26

Undocumented immigrants aren’t destroying the county, MAGA is.

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 26

If our Founding Fathers were alive today, Trump would be bashing them on Truth Social and sicking Kash Patel on them.

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 26

Crazy to watch half of America celebrate the fall of America

Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 24

The problem is that Democrats are grilled chicken and vegetables, not sexy, but good for you and your long term health. Republicans are nicotine twinkies, rage-infused vodka/Mountain Dew and Doritos laced with measles

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 22

Hey Justinboy - appreciate your interest in the show. I’m not sure what information I’m allowed to share, but I’ll ask production.

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 22

Trump is Vigo the Carpathian and MAGA is the river of slime.

Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 21

Thank you Lord, that in these trying times, as the country I love burns to the ground, that I have the Philadelphia Eagles. 🙏 #philadelphiaeagles #eagles

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 19

Every year on Charlie Kirk Day, after eating our communion McDoubles to remember Trump’s sacrifice, each child recites a pre-screened liberal talking point from the Tome of Satan, which the Patriarch condescendingly gish gallops over. We then eat cake and laugh at videos of ICE raids.

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 19

I didn’t realize Charlie Kirk was such a good guy until the government forced me to

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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · Sep 18

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 18

Everything they say about Democrats is a projection, starting with the deep state pedophile coverups

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 18

They should do another season of Handmaid’s Tale where June ends up in Trump’s America and tries to escape back to Gilead

Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 18

Turns out the actual zombie apocalypse is way more insufferable than portrayed in the movies

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Mutsack Adam @mutsack.bsky.social · Sep 18

The willing self-destruction of Zombie America has convinced me that AI overlords can’t come soon enough

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Sep 17

Sorry I was late to your wedding, my flight was canceled because my pilot posted a Charlie Kirk quote verbatim in the comments of an Instagram Reel.

Will Oremus @willoremus.com · Sep 17

Hard to think of a more on-the-nose encapsulation of how far the online speech wars have swung in the year of our lord 2025 than major U.S. corporations racing to fire people whose tweets offended Milo Yiannopoulos

X post by Milo Yiannopoulos: "28 pilots have been suspended or fired so far after I made their airlines aware of gruesome remarks made about Charlie Kirk’s death. Of the big three, Delta has the biggest problem by far; United the smallest."

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · Sep 15

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

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