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mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Jan 3

Luigi Mangione doing that lil snarl has had me in a chokehold for the past 2 weeks 🥵

mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Sep 16

Luigi Mangione terrorism charges dropped

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mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Aug 18

DANNY DEVITO!! I LOVE YOUR WORK

mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Aug 18

WHO taught trump the phrase “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”?
You owe us compensation as well.

mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Aug 6

“Open up this motherfucking pit!!!” I say while picking at my acne.

mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Jun 12

Imagine being the ugliest person in the world. Trump doesn’t have to.

mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Apr 11

Ferngully.

mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Apr 8

Shit, there’s probably a tariff on comments at this point…

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Mar 19

(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)

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mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Mar 12

Me, forcing my phone to uncapitalize the word ‘trump’:
“I have unlocked the highest level of disrespect”

mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Mar 12

Turned to my bf to show him this. He rolled his eyes and no comment. He is so done w me laughing at every single jd edit that has ever existed 😂😂😂

A JD Vance meme where he has been “yassified by real american patriots”

mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Mar 5

Okay, I actually really want this. I miss this lil guy

mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Mar 4

I doubt this is true but I sure hope it is…. Especially since they are claiming he “wanted to be watched”. Then I don’t even have to feel bad watching. I’m just doing what daddy Luigi wants 😤
#luigimangione

mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Mar 4

I just read a news article that said Luigi Mangione made “20 highly-stylized & high quality sex tapes before assassination”

Mac from Always Sunny in Philadelphia saying “Oh my god! That’s disgusting. Where?”

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Mar 2

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

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mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Mar 2

Blaming it on them I mean

mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Mar 2

😂😂 I like this better anyways

mustacorvidae.bsky.social @mustacorvidae.bsky.social · Mar 1

I had been getting weird calls pre DOGE but I think I’m gunna start blaming it on that instead cuz it’ll make me feel better 😂

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Supreme @supremevt.bsky.social · Feb 27

With a lot of work and life stuff on fire lately, my new coping mechanism is to go back and watch Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show to remind myself that when things are rough....at least I'm not Drake.