Musketeer
@musketeerfox.bsky.social
Please be kind; I have autism and a gun.
Syndicalist. Antifascist. Anticapitalist. Antizionist. Jew. Nerd.
She/They
Syndicalist. Antifascist. Anticapitalist. Antizionist. Jew. Nerd.
She/They
Boss at my first job: Do you drink?
Me (16): No.
Boss: Do you smoke?
Me: Nope.
Boss: What do you do?
Me (16): No.
Boss: Do you smoke?
Me: Nope.
Boss: What do you do?
December 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Boss at my first job: Do you drink?
Me (16): No.
Boss: Do you smoke?
Me: Nope.
Boss: What do you do?
Me (16): No.
Boss: Do you smoke?
Me: Nope.
Boss: What do you do?
Stranger Things was pretty good. It's a shame they only made one season, but I guess it wrapped up pretty well.
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Stranger Things was pretty good. It's a shame they only made one season, but I guess it wrapped up pretty well.
I actually totally bypassed the entire toilet paper shortage in 2020 because I lived alone and already had an almost full Costco pack of TP at the start of the shortage.
December 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I actually totally bypassed the entire toilet paper shortage in 2020 because I lived alone and already had an almost full Costco pack of TP at the start of the shortage.
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Philip K Dick heard about that practical joke where you release numbered sheep with one number missing and wrote a sci-fi horror story about it.
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Philip K Dick heard about that practical joke where you release numbered sheep with one number missing and wrote a sci-fi horror story about it.
But I haven't played Total War: Warhammer 4 through 39,999.
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
But I haven't played Total War: Warhammer 4 through 39,999.
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I wanna see trump draw a clock on live tv
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I wanna see trump draw a clock on live tv
@jeremykaplowitz.com Hey, thought you should know that Alex was making shit up. Poggers is short for Pogchamp and originates from an image of streamer Ryan "Gootecks" Gutierrez after he won a game of pogs in November 2010. It's way older than Overwatch.
December 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
@jeremykaplowitz.com Hey, thought you should know that Alex was making shit up. Poggers is short for Pogchamp and originates from an image of streamer Ryan "Gootecks" Gutierrez after he won a game of pogs in November 2010. It's way older than Overwatch.
imagining a hypothetical organism that is the only example of its taxonomic kingdom
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
imagining a hypothetical organism that is the only example of its taxonomic kingdom
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
@wtyppod.bsky.social Do you take suggestions for episode topics?
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
@wtyppod.bsky.social Do you take suggestions for episode topics?
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
One of the odder human behaviors I've witnessed was two women walking a dog by the side of the road while a man trailed four paces behind, playing an acoustic guitar.
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
One of the odder human behaviors I've witnessed was two women walking a dog by the side of the road while a man trailed four paces behind, playing an acoustic guitar.
The beacons are lit! 🔥🔥🔥💯
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The beacons are lit! 🔥🔥🔥💯
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When people jerk me off, I kill them!
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
Is this a satire account? I'm losing my mind.
All I want is a Democrat that wants to beat back large corporations without being a socialist that hates America. Why is this so hard?
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Is this a satire account? I'm losing my mind.
When I first heard about solid fuel rockets as a kid, I imagined them as just incredibly badass upside down candles that burn themselves down to nothing, which would make them ideal for discardable first stage boosters.
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
When I first heard about solid fuel rockets as a kid, I imagined them as just incredibly badass upside down candles that burn themselves down to nothing, which would make them ideal for discardable first stage boosters.
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Okay now that it is seemingly confirmed via datamine stuff and not just folks posting on Twitter:
If/when Harry Potter stuff comes to Fortnite if you are still playing that game I Will Be Judging You. Fortnite is fun. I've enjoyed playing it over the years.
An HP collab is a Hard Out. Don't do it
If/when Harry Potter stuff comes to Fortnite if you are still playing that game I Will Be Judging You. Fortnite is fun. I've enjoyed playing it over the years.
An HP collab is a Hard Out. Don't do it
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Okay now that it is seemingly confirmed via datamine stuff and not just folks posting on Twitter:
If/when Harry Potter stuff comes to Fortnite if you are still playing that game I Will Be Judging You. Fortnite is fun. I've enjoyed playing it over the years.
An HP collab is a Hard Out. Don't do it
If/when Harry Potter stuff comes to Fortnite if you are still playing that game I Will Be Judging You. Fortnite is fun. I've enjoyed playing it over the years.
An HP collab is a Hard Out. Don't do it
I have never once seen a pair of dress shoes that didn't make the wearer look like an asshole.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I have never once seen a pair of dress shoes that didn't make the wearer look like an asshole.
>fire up my PS3 to play some older games
>system update
>wat
>system update
>wat
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
>fire up my PS3 to play some older games
>system update
>wat
>system update
>wat
When talking about the Twelve Days of Christmas, everyone focuses on the excessive number of birds and fails to address the fact that your true love is trafficking lords and ladies.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
When talking about the Twelve Days of Christmas, everyone focuses on the excessive number of birds and fails to address the fact that your true love is trafficking lords and ladies.
Rocky Mountain Oysters
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Rocky Mountain Oysters
I feel like a lot of online video game consumers (not all of whom are "gamers") have a different definition of "RPG" than I do.
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I feel like a lot of online video game consumers (not all of whom are "gamers") have a different definition of "RPG" than I do.
Every few months, Best Buy notices that I haven't bought anything in a while, so they send me a $5 credit. Usually I look for a cheap record that looks good and get a good deal on it, but this time I decided to buy Star Trek: Lower Decks on bluray.
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Every few months, Best Buy notices that I haven't bought anything in a while, so they send me a $5 credit. Usually I look for a cheap record that looks good and get a good deal on it, but this time I decided to buy Star Trek: Lower Decks on bluray.