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🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Mar 13

“Bottoms up! Hehe!”

🦎 Not new to RP or Tribal Hunter

🦎 Ships With Chemistry

🦎 Will post WG and inflation content, just a warning

🦎 Likes and reposts are appreciated

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Reposted by 🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎

˗ˏˋ 🔍꒰ 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚔 ᵗʰᵉ ⁱⁿᵛᵉˢᵗⁱᵍᵃᵗᵒʳ ꒱🐊 ˎˊ˗ @detectivebrawns.bsky.social · 9d

🔍~𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝙶𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛~🔎

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🐊𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛

𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎🐊

🐊𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢𝚖𝚊𝚗

𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛🐊

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#BrokTheInvestiGatorRP #DetectiveRP #MVRP

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🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · 12d

Munch is eating a whole blueberry pie.

Reposted by 🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · May 7

Munch is starting the day off with some deadlifts.

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Sep 9

(( Bonus points if someone makes Psy-Crow

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 20

“I wonder what’s wrong with that gator’s eye.”

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 18

“Captain Killsha upgraded her food cannon, so it’s a little more faster. So if you start a fight with her, you’ll be rolling your crewmates back to your ship once they’re nice and plumped up.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 15

"well, OBVIOUSLY they're inferior to the KREMLING KREW!"

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 13

“There’s another pirate crew on this island, I mean.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 10

"well, if this island is far away from DK Isle, that shouldn't be a problem for you."

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 10

“Another pirate crew on this island? Oh boy. At least take the ship battles far away from the island please.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 10

"King K. Rool. The leader of the Kremling Krew!"

"Also, don't touch that"

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 9

“So, who are you?”

Munch asked, gently poking the kremling king’s big golden belly.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 8

"hell if I know! I sure hope he isn't, though..."

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 8

Munch is playing a dance rhythm game, sweating bullets as his plump body jiggles from movement.

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 8

“Donkey Kong? He’s not related to King Kong, is he?”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 6

"...it's, ugh... Donkey Kong. That stupid big ape."

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 6

“I’ll be sure to send him a postcard.”

Munch joked as he examined the king.

“Who are you and who is this arch nemesis of yours?”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 6

"...well, I was launched into the sky by my arch nemesis. You can thank HIM for this event."

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 6

This is how Munch’s strength works. If he eats, drinks, or inhales lots of air, he expands like a balloon and the bigger he is, the stronger he gets. But due to him being a big blimpy lizard, he moves pretty slow. His belly can be used as a bed or a trampoline as well.

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 6

-by you! Where’d you even come from?”

Munch asked, adjusting his hood.

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 6

Munch was sitting on the ground, meditating as he went from being the size of a sumo wrestler to a skinny lizard. He saw the Kremling King come down and crash next to him, yelping as he rolled away before approaching him.

“I was just about to ask you the same thing after almost being flattened—

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 5

It's then that the Kremling King would notice [READER], looking down at them

"Oh? And just what do you think YOU'RE doing here, hmm?"

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🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 5

“The Kremling Krew? Another pirate crew?

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 4

“I can’t tell if that gator king has a gold belly or he’s wearing a gold chestplate.”

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 2

“Why did you call me a subject?”

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🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Aug 1

Munch looked at him as he drank a can of melon soda.

“A dimension-spanning empire? No, I haven’t considered doing that. And I’m not sure if I want to.”

The Saurian Dominion || @sauriandominion.bsky.social · Aug 1

@munchkinisms.bsky.social

🐸 "Well hey there! You look like a capable reptile and-or dragon. Have you ever considered the opportunities that working for a large, dimension-spanning empire may get you?"

Spec-Op Fleck was always happy to play recruiter; he had the face and personality for it.

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The Saurian Dominion || @sauriandominion.bsky.social · Oct 18

"𝑩𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑰 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓, 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓!"

🐊𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐲/𝐒𝐜𝐢-𝐅𝐈 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬
🐍𝐒𝐅𝐖/𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭
🦖𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫

🗨️𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢-𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐲🗨️

#OC #Fandomless

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🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Jul 29

“So hot today…”

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Jul 28

Blep.

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Jul 26

“I don’t think I have a good feeling about this.”

🦎𝖬𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁!🦎 @munchkinisms.bsky.social · Jul 24

“I found a neat looking statue that made an odd sound when I picked it up.”