MulletorHater
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Political, history and soap junkie, voracious reader of fiction and biographies; loves rom-coms
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Right?! Bill is a man of a certain age and is set in his ways. Truth be told, Bill should be able to eat whatever he wants on his birthday.

I’ve lost track of how many times we did a foodie cheat day for my husband’s birthday. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
My own husband told me that Hayley was unhinged over a week ago. He said it was the eyes and that her face is looking harsher. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
Her dumb ass knowingly married a serial cheater and expected faithfulness and honesty. Never mind that this bird planted her trifling self into the middle of a 30-year marriage. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
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Absolutely! I don’t want her to lift a finger to help him. Let him FAFO on his own and suffer the consequences of his midlife crisis on steroids.

Dani should only intervene if the cousins come after her family. Her “I told you so” to Bill should be loud and unapologetic. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
She’s a reminder that not all villains twirl mustaches or wear devil’s horns.

There are different types of villains. Willow became a villain to me when she laid up in her hospital bed and told Nina that Harmony, the woman who pimped her out to a predator, was more preferable as a mother. #GH
Me too! I have one word: blackmail. This is exactly why Vernon did not approve of the way Bill helped to get rid of the racist with Joey. He instinctively knew it could come back on them.

I have a few other words: stroke(s), life insurance policy, and college fund. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
Her long con is unraveling! She thought her cookies would stay fresh. She never imagined that her mark would want to go back to the original bakery for his favorite flavor. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
Mmmm hmmm…All with a pretty face, supposedly sweet disposition and an open-leg policy. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #SoapSky
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LOL! 😂 Did you clock how her speech pattern changed when she was talking to her cousin?

Joey should have put Randy down when he had the chance. He knows way too much including Bill’s involvement in murking the racist. Randy undoubtedly shared everything with Hayley. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
Oh, FFS. 🤦‍♀️ The dialogue was a ridiculously heavy-handed and transparent attempt to create a bond between two people who have no romantic chemistry. It’s exhausting and is weighing the show down. Whatever sexiness Andre has immediately disappears when he’s in that girl’s orbit. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
I think that he is definitely playing her. He wants her to beg and come crawling like she did the last time. I think he’s going to use this to get her to reel Donnell into their “business.”

Joey may have feelings for Vanessa, but the nature of the relationship has always been predatory. #BTG
Just the hiring decisions alone have hurt the show.

Evidently, all you have to do is run into him at Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods, send him a text message saying that you need a job, and voilà! You’re hired and get a role created just for you. #GH
Even Monica’s memorial was not what it should have been. From the poor attendance (15 people!) to the insistence on inserting Drew’s trifling ass into it. The flashbacks were great but I don’t recall seeing any with AJ, which was egregious. #GH
The writers evidently forgot that the last time Dana threatened Kat, Nicole choked the shit out of her. Best of all Nicole was unapologetic about it. Why the pivot in the writers room? Have they become so enamored with Dana that she has to be everywhere and get the last word? #BeyondTheGates #BTG
It’s the one thing that Nicole insisted he do and it would have gone a long way toward them reconciling. However, this foolishness has been going on ever since Turtleneck Ted inhabited the role. All of his tough sounding threats and shoulder rolls were ineffectual. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
What’s there to get over though? What in the world did these two share that was SO deep that Andre ended up whining to his uncle about what he and Ashley could have had? #BeyondTheGates #BTG
I’m convinced she had something to do with his strokes. Ole boy may want to start sleeping with one eye open from now on. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
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At all. Tomas didn’t have to entertain her especially in Bill’s firm. Everyone in that office should know that woman wouldn’t be allowed to be on the premises.

This is why I can’t stand plot points and wish the writers would stick to character driven stories. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
I hope not. One of the things I admire about this show is that there are women who choose for themselves whether they want to be wives and parents. She said that’s Laura was like a daughter to her. I wouldn’t be adverse to Mona having an extended family of nieces and nephews. #BeyondTheGates
Her filmography was so impressive! I’m torn between watching The Godfather or Something’s Gotta Give. #RIPDianeKeaton
According to what she told Laura, she never married and chose not to have kids. She realized that marriage and motherhood were not for her. #BeyondTheGates #BTG