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Muffy Bolding

@muffybolding.bsky.social

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Mother. Writer. Director. Suffragette. Witch. Knitter. Embroiderist. Cummari. Chingona. Siciliana. Latina. Filipina. Lyin’ Whore. Trollop. Shitkicker. Thief. Withered Debutante. “Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of my stature.”

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Nov 18

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 12d

LET’S KEEP IT MOVIN’, BITCHES. 👊🏻

PS) And, trust me, I ain’t mad at you, Honey. Once I cut somebody loose, I NEVER, EVER, EVER consider them or even think of them again — EVER — as they have earned and shall have what they so rightfully deserve:

MY ABSOLUTE INDIFFERENCE.

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Sep 23

A most important reminder, Mein Poppets:

I am a GIRL…who likes BOYS…who like BOYS.

Ya folla?

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Sep 23

For the love of Maude.

Quit talkin’ about it and JUST DO IT, for chrissake.

LITERALLY for chrissake.

Now do us ALL a fuckin’ solid and BEAT IT.

CIAO, BITCHES.

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Sep 5

Also, FUCK THAT GUY.

Still.

Always.

xoxo

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Jun 25

‪Madyson! Tucker! Kayleigh! Trigg!

You’re up!

Yeah, Baby!

LET'S DO THIS FUCKIN' THING. ‬

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Jun 25

‪THINK HE DOESN'T?

#trustmemeinpoppets #thisonesafuckingmathematicalcertainty‬

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Jun 8

WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA, Little-Dick, Can’t-Fuck, Nazi Bitches.

See you in the streets.

👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · May 30

This one goes out to My One True Love…for reasons which are WELL KNOWN TO HIM.

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · May 29

Oh, hey, and while we’re shootin’ the shit and tellin’ truths...

LET’S JUST FLAT BREAK IT DOWN FOR A MOTHERFUCKER, shall we?

#justliketheyalwayshavesincethebeginningoftime
#ANDEVENTHOUGHITAINTTHEIRFUCKINJOB
#blackwomenwillsavetheworld
#bowdowntothemostmagnificentbeingsintheuniverse

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · May 24

YOU GODDAMNED RIGHT.

#iknowyouwannadeleteme
#butyourefusetoletmego
#comefortheprofundity
#stayfortheprofanity
#allarewelcome
#stepintothelight

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · May 23

Maude knows they tried.

But, THEM MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN’T BREAK ME.

#fragilelikeafuckingbomb
#lightthebeaconsofgondor
#mystorysheiscoming
#mayitlightthewaythroughthedarkforgirlseverywhere
#somoteitbe

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · May 17

You have NO GOTTDAMNED IDEA just how much fuck I DO NOT GIVE.

#oldbroadsDGAF

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · May 15

Just a quick, friendly, little reminder...if you believe, even remotely, that ANY woman, ANY WHERE should not have COMPLETE and UTTER control over her own thoughts, her own body, her own choices, or her own destiny...FUCK YOU, UNFRIEND ME NOW.

Think I'm kidding?

YOU JUST FUCKIN’ TRY ME, CHIEF.

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · May 13

Or, even more FOOLISH and FATAL...be UNKIND TO SOMEONE I LOVE.

“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.” -- Al Capone

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · May 11

SWING, BABY!

#youknowyouwannadeleteme
#butyourefusetoletmego
#fuckofflady

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · May 8

You want a part of me?

Well, I’M NOT SELLIN’ CHEAP.

#letsdothisthingmybitches

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · May 5

SAME.

REAL WISTFUL and SELF-SATISFIED.

#theproudpunaniportalofprogeny

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · May 5

HA!

#oldbroadstothefront

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Apr 29

Yes, please. I beg of you.

ABSOLUTELY THIS.

But, make no mistake:

MAMA CAN TAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN’ HIT.

#backoffmanimfromfresno

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Apr 27

THINK I’M NOT?

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Apr 12

If, by MY age, you don’t know what you bring to the table…first of all, may Maude help you.

Second of all, I fervently hope with ALL my heart that you find out.

And third of all, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

Old broads got NO TIME.

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Apr 9

"Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart."

-- BRILLIANT and BELOVED makeup artist, Kevyn Aucoin, 1962-2002

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Apr 9

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Apr 5

Always.

Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · Apr 4

A delightful pic of ol’ Conservative, Fundamentalist, Right Wing, Trump-supporting, MONUMENTALLY RELIGIOUS, PROUDLY RACIST Dr. Laura and her fucking BUUUTCH muscle car, a 2012 Dodge Challenger.

Mother of God...HOW MUCH PUSSY CAN ONE WOMAN EAT?