Mike, The Wrath of God
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Mike, The Wrath of God
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Well he did get .3% of the vote tonight
Are you moving from New York?
Ok, then we’ll say a combined 52
Best of luck to him on the Jets next season
Sorry, Americans rarely vote for candidates with mustaches
Unfortunately not. All the recently deceased Christians voted Jesus out for being too woke. Heaven has gone full MAGA and is welcoming him with open arms.
It’s those damn Europeans, isn’t it?
The poll asked 10 cops who live on Staten Island and extrapolated their replies onto the entire city.
What step is actually getting a team?
Oh yeah Mick Jagger, the guy who sings the Slow Horses theme
Running game must improve if they’re going to be serious contenders
Well if the frog was French he’s got an easy start
‘How is Jacksonville above .500?’
If you’ve met one celebrity and one politician you’re probably 2 or 3 hops from everyone you’ve ever heard of
I met Stalin’s daughter who moved to the US, so that gets me 3 or 4 from pretty much anybody who was anybody in the 20th century
What has he done for us lately?