mstewartsloan
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mstewartsloan
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Distracting myself from America. 🤸‍♀️🕳️
“Afford to live and afford to dream” is a helluva campaign slogan. #America
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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There’s a young southern woman on tt doing an experiment: calling churches & asking if they can help her get baby formula, saying she can’t afford it. Of the 30+ she’s called, nearly every church has said no. The ones who said yes were:

Black Baptist Churches
A Mosque
A small Appalachian church
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Wait. I just found out that Melissa Gorga didn’t spend the night with her #WifeSwap family and was put up in a hotel instead. She probably ordered room service instead of doing that juice fast too. #rhonj
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Amsterdam Heather Dubrow is my favorite Heather Dubrow. She’s fun on hallucinogens, thoughtful regarding her family history, and justifiably furious with Gretchen over her biblical bullshit. #rhoc
November 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Bring back iPhone cases with the built in pop socket. Why can’t I find one for the iPhone 17?
October 31, 2025 at 10:05 AM
My favorite thing about #WifeSwap The Real Housewives Edition is how royally pissed off all the teenagers are in every episode. First Elektra and now the Gorga boys. I’m dying. #rhonj
October 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Hey ChatGPT, fix my life.
October 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Super annoyed that Apple is forcing me to use 4 different types of charging cords for my devices. I don’t love that I’m inadvertently financing tacky narcissist ballrooms with my patronage either. Time to rethink how I vote with my dollar.
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Moody, dark and scary period dramas for Halloween movie times:

Nosferatu
Jane Eyre
Sinners
The Witch
Sweeney Todd
The Others
Last Night in SoHo
Sleepy Hollow
Emily
Crimson Peak
Interview With The Vampire

What am I forgetting?
October 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Watching CMT music videos this morning and every “country” man has a full set of white veneers, gelled hair, Botox and self-tanner. Lol, so rugged and real America. Can we please make naturally weathered skin great again?
October 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Look, Tamara started the whole Gretchen problem back in the day with bass lake and naked wasted, but Gretchen is playing the long revenge fame by simply driving Tamara crazy with her existence. #rhoc
October 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Ok, I’ve always loved #WifeSwap and Angie is one of my favorite housewives so Real Housewife Swap is a win in my book. I’m actually crying watching this sweetness. #rhoslc
October 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Ooooh I think John is o-v-e-r Lisa Barlow. Yikes. #rhoslc
October 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Reading Diane Keaton’s memoir, Then Again. 😭😭😭 #booksky
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Chicago has such a pretty skyline. We ❤️.
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
All these celebrities who are cutting excess skin from their eyelids need to stop. Y’all look crazy, not younger.
October 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
#belowdeckmed is a 💩 show this season. Watch #TheWomaninCabin10 on Netflix instead. The adaptation is better than the book. #booksky
October 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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"In the end, Keaton became the rare female star whose name could reliably open a movie — not just when she was young, but well into her 60s. Women of her generation were arguably as loyal to her as men of Clint Eastwood’s." www.vulture.com/article/the-...
The Unfading Beauty of Diane Keaton
For over five decades, cinema bent itself around her profoundly original image. It had no choice.
www.vulture.com
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Thankful to Tylenol for helping with the mild effects of the covid booster. I feel good!
October 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Enjoying watching Lisa Barlow spiral into a narcissistic panic at her DISMISSED legal brunch. #rhoslc
October 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Ok the moon is really on one tonight
October 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
All I hear is two women hurting, probably from some shit a guy stirred up for his own entertainment. #actuallyromantic #sympathyisaknife
October 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ok, I like “The Fate of Ophelia” video. I like the song. Backlash to the backlash. Let’s go.
October 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m not a Meghan Markle hater, but I’ve truly learned nothing from her Netflix series. The guest interactions are awkward and the projects feel like more trouble than they’re worth trying IRL. It’s pretty but just not connecting. #withlovemeghan
October 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM