Nolan
@mspnoodle.bsky.social
I meant gay as in stupid and bad. Chronically online. Occasionally nsfw. Married. Mpls.
Husband went to the gym this morning and then stopped and got me a bagel sandwich before he came home.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Husband went to the gym this morning and then stopped and got me a bagel sandwich before he came home.
Thank you Palm Springs, you’re too good to me. ☀️🏝️💙
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Thank you Palm Springs, you’re too good to me. ☀️🏝️💙
Flying home from Palm Springs to frigid Minneapolis today I’m gonna end it all
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Flying home from Palm Springs to frigid Minneapolis today I’m gonna end it all
Sabalenka your days are numbered.
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Sabalenka your days are numbered.
Leaving for Palm Springs today 😌
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Leaving for Palm Springs today 😌
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drag race girls before all stars:
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
drag race girls before all stars:
Need a new gym hat. Send recs. Keep in mind I have a very small head and most hats do NOT fit me. Please help.
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Need a new gym hat. Send recs. Keep in mind I have a very small head and most hats do NOT fit me. Please help.
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OK PACK IT UP AND BRING IT OUT THE CHRISTMAS TREE
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
OK PACK IT UP AND BRING IT OUT THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Arms looked big here idk
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Arms looked big here idk
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
Anyway good morning* bbs
*This pic is from 8 PM a couple days ago. I do not work out in the morning and I never will. 😘
To the twink with the fat ass walking around at the gym: STOP!!!!! 🛑
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
To the twink with the fat ass walking around at the gym: STOP!!!!! 🛑
Shocked and alarmed to discover I shall not be in the inaugural class of my college’s Performing Arts Hall of Fame???????? Should there not be a place reserved up front for those following the time-honored tradition of getting a degree in the Performing Arts and then pivoting to Real Estate????
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Shocked and alarmed to discover I shall not be in the inaugural class of my college’s Performing Arts Hall of Fame???????? Should there not be a place reserved up front for those following the time-honored tradition of getting a degree in the Performing Arts and then pivoting to Real Estate????
Random guy asked me to spot him on bench press at the gym today.
October 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Random guy asked me to spot him on bench press at the gym today.
They stole the jewels from the Louvre btw.
October 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They stole the jewels from the Louvre btw.
Fuck it getting stoned and watching The Help idk.
October 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Fuck it getting stoned and watching The Help idk.
Threw my back out like two weeks ago and I thought I was on the mend so I went out with the girls last night but now it hurts so bad today I can barely move?
October 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Threw my back out like two weeks ago and I thought I was on the mend so I went out with the girls last night but now it hurts so bad today I can barely move?
New gym crush acquired 🤤🤤
October 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
New gym crush acquired 🤤🤤
Country boys make do, btw. 😤
October 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Country boys make do, btw. 😤
Renee Rapp is a rockstar. Lesbians are so powerful.
October 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Renee Rapp is a rockstar. Lesbians are so powerful.
At the Renee Rapp concert. I’ve never seen so many lesbians in my life. Love this for them.
October 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
At the Renee Rapp concert. I’ve never seen so many lesbians in my life. Love this for them.
2nd Anniversary married to the loml. Love you, Pookie. @hey-cj.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
2nd Anniversary married to the loml. Love you, Pookie. @hey-cj.bsky.social
Almost missed the first day of Jocktober. My sincerest apologies. Please accept this late submission.
October 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Almost missed the first day of Jocktober. My sincerest apologies. Please accept this late submission.
This weather is bullshit I wanna wear a SWEATER!!!!!!!
October 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This weather is bullshit I wanna wear a SWEATER!!!!!!!
If I get raptured tomorrow I’m gonna be so embarrassedddd like wait have I been a loser this whole time????
September 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If I get raptured tomorrow I’m gonna be so embarrassedddd like wait have I been a loser this whole time????
Returning from my bluskie hiatus to say Martha Stewart can eat my ass!!
September 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Returning from my bluskie hiatus to say Martha Stewart can eat my ass!!