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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · 1d

Appreciating the trans pride colour scheme there. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, no matter the opinions of an overrated children's author.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · 3d

The man actively funds the LDS Church, an organisation so antithetical to the stated values of Magic as a group that it is almost comical. That he has written books people like does not exempt him from criticism, nor should it.

I like Bloomburrow. I don't like homophobic churches.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · 13d

The only time 1985 has been good was when it was covered live by Richard Thompson as part of his Thousand Years Of Popular Music thing.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · 21d

Looks like it's really difficult to get from one end to the other! If only there was some way to connect them at high speed...

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · 22d

Eelektross. He's my favourite boy. My happy wiggly man. And yet, there is an immense paucity of merch for him. He got a Sitting Cutie because everything does; he's had a phone stand in the new long mons merch line (idk the name); that's pretty much it. Even his prevo Eelektrik got a giant plush.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · 22d

"Yes, I licked the screen. I'm not lying nor denying it." Each sentence is accompanied by a picture of an anime girl with greyish hair. I don't know who it is. Probably one of the innumerable waifus shat out by the Hoyoverse.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Sep 20

Land mewne? Purrtillery ordnance? I've got something for this...

AHA! FRAND GRENADE. There we go.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Sep 11

you present to the world a white haired, oiled up, skinny little twink with dead eyes and handlebars? and this is not suggestive? graham this is literally astarion if you stripped him, rubbed him down with clarified butter, and nailed bits of deer to his head.

i am joking, but not by much. =]

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Sep 7

Could've been worse. You could have been calling him Gump.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Sep 7

People like the things I make. Sometimes even enough to spur their own creativity. I love that I can make that happen.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Sep 7

Imagining a 16bit cover of Too Tough Terry as your Fighting Game stage music

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Sep 4

Avenue Q, and I mean this as the gravest possible insult to both Avenue Q and the United States.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Sep 3

Binx is incredibly affectionate and loves nothing more than to rub his face on your face. He's a lap cat only in the sense that he uses it as a stepping stone toward becoming the world's first nostril cat. He will receive many headpats, as shall they all. =]

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Sep 3

Thank you! I'm glad you like them. They bring me a lot of comfort.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Sep 3

They are, respectively, Binx, Suleiman the Magnificat, and Grudge. I put them in the alt text on the images =]

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Sep 3

Happy birthday! Here is my cat, and my cat, and my cat.

A smallish black cat, comfortably asleep in a loaf position on a soft grey rug. His name is Bink; more accurately, his name is Binx, like the cat in Hocus Pocus, but he is too small to contain multiple Binx, and therefore he is Bink.

A tuxedo-pattern cat sitting on a shoebox and facing the camera. He is a very elegant cat, with excellent white whiskers and unusual toes on his front feet - the whole of his legs are pure black, save for the toes, which are pure white, as if they have been sneakily dipped in cream. His name is Suleiman The Magnificat, Guardian Of The Sublime Purrte, Sultan Of The Cattoman Empire. This is because I am normal.

An incredibly photogenic grey tabby is curled up in an approximate circle on top of a clothing storage bag. She is looking at the camera with big round eyes and an expression of utmost contentment. Her name is Grudge, after the cat from Star Trek; while she enjoys posing for photos and being incredibly cute, she is very affectionate - and expresses that affection through the medium of Put In Mouth And Nibble.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Aug 31

Honestly this image is telling me that @wib.bsky.social would look surprisingly good with a nose ring...

Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Aug 27

His name is Neville and he runs a board game night in an old shipping container at the bottom of the Atlantic

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Aug 25

scryfall.com/card/mom/92/...
Mudcreep didn't show up in Aftermath so I am choosing to believe it's fine my daughter is fine my precious it/its fungusgirlthing is FINE-

Blightreaper Thallid // Blightsower Thallid

{1}{B} • Creature — Fungus // Creature — Phyrexian Fungus • 2/2 • {3}{G/P}: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery. ({G/P} can be paid with either {G} or 2 life.) • March of the Machine (...

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Aug 25

In March of the Machine, there is a thallid who gets corrupted by Phyrexian oil and becomes compleated. I have never been more viscerally angry at Phyrexia than in that moment.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Aug 24

I will join the people recommending Changing Rooms to you, because it is this show but British and somehow even more unhinged.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Aug 22

Em-dashes are used by writers all the time! It's so common, in fact, that that's why ChatGPT shits them out everywhere - because it doesn't know how they're used, only that they are in its stolen training data.

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Aug 20

Unironically incredible. That is the face of someone forcibly exposed to the sheer number of Horus Heresy books and I am here for it =]

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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Aug 20

Ah yes, the World Tidders Centre

Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism) @mshypnodisc38.bsky.social · Aug 11

Roses Candledicks Inc...

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