_Voldo_
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Cricket on, England batting, Jack calmly playing with his cars and A Charlie Brown Christmas spinning on the record player. 👌🌲
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Cricket on, England batting, Jack calmly playing with his cars and A Charlie Brown Christmas spinning on the record player. 👌🌲
Finally. Very depressing to check your phone every half hour or so to see Aussies still batting. A long way back now. I just can't see this team hitting 500. Middle and tail ominous.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Finally. Very depressing to check your phone every half hour or so to see Aussies still batting. A long way back now. I just can't see this team hitting 500. Middle and tail ominous.
A fantastic win in all of the circumstances. The sort of game we would have lost 1-0 in recent years.
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A fantastic win in all of the circumstances. The sort of game we would have lost 1-0 in recent years.
That was frustrating with those chances but we are always making chances. When that stops I'll start to worry.
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That was frustrating with those chances but we are always making chances. When that stops I'll start to worry.
I would have preferred Head to see the win across the line than Smith.
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I would have preferred Head to see the win across the line than Smith.
Just need Palace to give Wolves their first win of the season for an outstanding Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Just need Palace to give Wolves their first win of the season for an outstanding Saturday.
I enjoy Head as a batter. The frustration is that England's batters could have benefitted from these conditions if they'd not been so gung-ho.
We love breaking records so it's fun that we're going to the the first team to lose here after batting first. 😑
We love breaking records so it's fun that we're going to the the first team to lose here after batting first. 😑
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I enjoy Head as a batter. The frustration is that England's batters could have benefitted from these conditions if they'd not been so gung-ho.
We love breaking records so it's fun that we're going to the the first team to lose here after batting first. 😑
We love breaking records so it's fun that we're going to the the first team to lose here after batting first. 😑
The Waitrose Christmas ad is weird and wonderful. It works for me and ticks a lot of classic Christmas tropes.
youtu.be/wWeYKBXmCRs?...
youtu.be/wWeYKBXmCRs?...
The Perfect Gift | Waitrose | Christmas Ad 2025
YouTube video by Waitrose & Partners
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November 13, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The Waitrose Christmas ad is weird and wonderful. It works for me and ticks a lot of classic Christmas tropes.
youtu.be/wWeYKBXmCRs?...
youtu.be/wWeYKBXmCRs?...
This whole story is incredible. www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
Galatasaray, Besiktas players among 1,024 footballers suspended by Turkish FA in betting probe
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This whole story is incredible. www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
645 days since Brighton last beat Palace.
Not a classic but we didn't lose after a busy week, no Guehi and a half fit Wharton. I'll take it this time.
Not a classic but we didn't lose after a busy week, no Guehi and a half fit Wharton. I'll take it this time.
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
645 days since Brighton last beat Palace.
Not a classic but we didn't lose after a busy week, no Guehi and a half fit Wharton. I'll take it this time.
Not a classic but we didn't lose after a busy week, no Guehi and a half fit Wharton. I'll take it this time.
This Champions League format makes games like Liverpool v Real Madrid and PSG v Bayern close to meaningless, which is detrimental to the competition. Still, UEFA get the next best thing to their super league so they're happy.
November 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This Champions League format makes games like Liverpool v Real Madrid and PSG v Bayern close to meaningless, which is detrimental to the competition. Still, UEFA get the next best thing to their super league so they're happy.
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Just some boss Tele Reds (Crystal Palace Edition)
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Just some boss Tele Reds (Crystal Palace Edition)
Man City at home potentially postponed to later in the season? Both still in the cup and a very congested month.
October 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Man City at home potentially postponed to later in the season? Both still in the cup and a very congested month.
Arsenal away in the quarters, again.
October 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Arsenal away in the quarters, again.
Palace undefeated in domestic cups since 18th December 2024.
October 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Palace undefeated in domestic cups since 18th December 2024.
A stat you might not have heard: Arsenal haven't faced a shot on target for a few games or something. They haven't mentioned it on the Sky coverage.
October 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A stat you might not have heard: Arsenal haven't faced a shot on target for a few games or something. They haven't mentioned it on the Sky coverage.
Saliba off. At them JP.
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Saliba off. At them JP.
It's all a little frustrating right now. Players aren't playing with their instinctive ability, which is natural this blip but it's hard to watch when you know we can pass better and we can finish moves off.
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It's all a little frustrating right now. Players aren't playing with their instinctive ability, which is natural this blip but it's hard to watch when you know we can pass better and we can finish moves off.
Alan Smith should not commentate on Arsenal games.
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Alan Smith should not commentate on Arsenal games.
Cried mics turned off at the Palace fans end for sure. Fearing the UEFA song, I guess.
October 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Cried mics turned off at the Palace fans end for sure. Fearing the UEFA song, I guess.
When did Brentford get an atmosphere?
October 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
When did Brentford get an atmosphere?
Second airing for the throwback. Didn't go so well at Hill Dickinson. Time to change that...
October 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Second airing for the throwback. Didn't go so well at Hill Dickinson. Time to change that...
