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Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion

@mrsoharasminion.bsky.social

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Nonjudgmental human. Not so much funny as funny adjacent. Retired (ptsd) and remarried with grandkids. Competent whistler. New to cosplay/sewing. Enjoy history and diff. cultures. Astronomy. Model railroading. Personal chef (mostly carbs) for wife.

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Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 8h

If I ever run for political office, I would include the Oxford comma as one of the planks in my platform.

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 3d

We are hosting about a dozen people for a Halloween food and game night.

Start time was 20 minutes ago, and no one is here.

Of course, my wife has already asked, “What if nobody shows up?”

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 6d

Really hoping the Jays do well tonight

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 9d

I receive so few compliments (wife excluded) that I nearly teared up.

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 9d

A new lady at work spends one of her breaks “getting her steps in” by walking a winding route through all the offices.

I always say good morning to her, and the other day she gave me a post-it with a simple message: (paraphrased)

Thank you for always showing me kindness.

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 9d

My daughter and g-daughter (2) live with us.

Trying to clean a house while a toddler is actively parkour-ing off the furniture and kissing/licking the windows is a losing battle.

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 9d

Oh no!

You literally posted this 22s before I liked it

I swear I’m not a psycho

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Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 9d

Any day the Dodgers lose is a decent day

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 10d

Like a piñata at a birthday party, as soon as you lose sight of a spider in your bedroom, the spider bursts into a million baby spiders who will crawl all over your skin as you’re trying to sleep.

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 11d

AOL allowed spaces in email handles

e.g., John [email protected]

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 12d

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 13d

Our last dog was a Roomba for food. No food that hit the floor lasted more than a few seconds regardless of where it was in the house.

Current dog: I won’t eat unless it’s placed in my bowl and you stay with me because I get lonely.

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 15d

Used to be, wife would ask me to check out things that go bump in the night

New measure of courage is me answering her phone if it rings

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 18d

Shaved beard down to a goatee

No one noticed

Not even wife

a brown puppy is making a funny face with the words really written below it

ALT: a brown puppy is making a funny face with the words really written below it

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Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 19d

While on a zoom meeting, I accidentally rolled my eyes out loud when the leader said, “You’re getting a little break tonight. I’m letting everyone go early.”

It was 2 minutes earlier than scheduled.

The meeting leader called me out in front of the group for my eye roll.

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 20d

Soooo, undead?

*preps torches*

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 21d

I love that Winnie and Cookie are what democracy looks like 😁

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 22d

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 23d

I’m a little surprised the religious right hasn’t declared (reiterated) that Portland is a haven for sin and unfavored by their god since he has sent a plague of frogs upon their city.

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More frogs (and other creatures) join in the Portland ICE protests: "New characters have been unlocked"

"This is exactly how we defeat them."

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Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 23d

Apparently, Portland is being overrun with a plague of frogs. Quick, someone contact the CDC and ask them what we should do…oh no. 🤦‍♂️

Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 24d

I love this image.

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 24d

I did not realize that pumpkin spice season coincided with Nobel season

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 25d

Uhhh, at least I’ll be relaxed

Or possibly yelling, “I told you so!” when my paranoia comes to fruition in the form of of a chainsaw wielding maniac
🤷‍♂️ 🚬 😵‍💫

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Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · 29d

When I was a kid, saying I would be DMing someone meant the evening was about to be spent eating assorted snacks and rolling plastic dice to determine whether my friend was eviscerated by the owlbear or not.

It was lit.

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DrDinD.bsky.social @drdind.bsky.social · Oct 2

Go to hud.gov and use the website feedback button to tell them the website is for all Americans and to take down this partisan propaganda.

#ThisIsTrumpsShutdown

On the HUD website - partisan propaganda. "The Radical Left in Congress shut down the government. HUD will use available resources to help Americans in need. "

Button circled: Website Feedback

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Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · Sep 29

My 15 approves this use of 6/7

Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion @mrsoharasminion.bsky.social · Sep 29

This book is meant to be humorous, but it also humanized Jesus like no other book has

Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · Sep 29

If you haven't yet, please read "Lamb" by @theauthorguy.bsky.social

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A quote from Lamb

How we doing on the Beatitudes?” “Pardon me?” “The blesseds.” “We’ve got: Blessed are those who hunger and thirst after righteousness; blessed are the po...

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