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mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 1d

The MAGturds would say they’re antifa running from ICE

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 1d

The best looking ear in history after being ‘hit’ by a bullet! 😏

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mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 1d

Son: What did you do today Dad?
ICE: I beat the shit out of a shark on a hover board as he was mocking me
Son: You need help dad 🤦🏻

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mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 4d

Should read…..Russian asset in media campaign with handler to make him look less of a barbaric cunt

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mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 5d

That frog is fucking crazy man…..stand clear

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 5d

If one of Obamas kids set up a lemonade stand at the end of the street to raise money for homeless people, the MAGA morons would have had a shit fit citing licenses and other bureaucratic bollox

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 10d

The United States of America is now officially an oxymoron

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 10d

That dude has zero fucks to give 👏

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 11d

Imagine being so excited about having dinner with a man you once called Hitler as you hated him so much!

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mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 12d

No chance….he would have the military drop napalm on their crops

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 12d

Trump to farmers: Chynar fucked you but I will give you money that I’ve got from stopping the Biden socialist handouts to student loan payoffs
Farmers: Yeah fuck those scroungers….Trump is the man
Rest of World: 🤦🏻

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 13d

Sad as it is the Dems are just shouting into vacuum. These policies will hurt MAGA morons most and they need to feel the full affect to potentially understand that their god fucked them

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 13d

This world would flourish without fucking billionaires

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mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 13d

Oh fuck off with the ‘I didn’t see it….’ bollox. It’s everywhere and almost impossible to avoid.

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 13d

This moron is pushing the envelope with little resistance and is getting high on the power. It will only get worse.

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 14d

Crickets…..bwahahaha. 🤡

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 14d

Putins plan to fuck America is nearing completion and all it cost him was a pee pee tape

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mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 14d

So the military have been fat shamed, told to wage war on US citizens and now they’re not getting paid…..that must be so motivating. 🤦🏻

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mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 14d

Is this evidence next to the epstein files?

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 15d

Imagine being a multi-star general being spoken to by a man-boy playing tough guy and have to sit there and suck it up!

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 15d

Seen more applause in a convent after the pope died

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 15d

With Labour we hoped for wagyu beef but got a Big Mac and now in protest they’re opting for a shit sandwich

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 15d

And the fox news fuckwit fat shamed them 🤦🏻

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 16d

Mind boggling ships….displacement is working a serious shift with these beasts

mrpuk.bsky.social @mrpuk.bsky.social · 16d

Clearest example that the legal and tax systems are set up for the rich. The government have spent 100’s of millions in legal fees obstructing the claims process. Accountability for this disgrace is being pushed under the carpet whilst victims endure this ongoing nightmare. Utter cnuts.